#92 Send Your Wife Home, Leave Your Kids Home, Greg T, Go Home!

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Speaker 1: Start uf dot up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up, Brooklyn buy Data they make a noise data dot up Episode nine two of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Do you get it? Last week? I know, I see Brodie Scary th BROI I don't whatever. Don't think I don't know what you did. In the description of the podcasts he tried to he tried to Brody and Scary. In the description of the podcast, is that was months ago? Yeah, I know, I let it slide, but I'm like, you know what, you didn't notice it? Okay, so said so. In the back end description of the show, it says creator of the show like who and so In the creator line, if you remember I created the show and asked you to do the podcast. Listen, guys, you said, Brodie going do a podcast and I said no, And like two weeks I said, I'll only do a podcast. I convinced you to do a podcast with and I said, I'll only do a podcast for you. Only do a podcast with you. If we call it this, do these rules? Talk about these things? Don't do birthdays? You agree? You agree to the Brooken Boys with Scurry and Brodie? No, I did not. I agree. First of all, I came up with the name Brooklyn Boys. First of all, you did right and then but that was Brodian scary. That's a layup the Brooklyn Boys. I mean, duh. You want to tell people you want to call the style of Billie Eilish, true, tell me what you wanted to call it? You a fair show? That was how you You're like, oh, just continue the thing. I was going to continue as the off air show down a chance, and Brodie's like, I want nothing to do with that. That that that's like, that's like wearing old gym clothes coming home and wearing the gym clothes for the day before that show had its time. I listened. I was a fan, you know. Once Ronnie left, I was like, you know, though, I will say this, I will say this, there are a lot of I'm seeing more and more this lately. A lot of people are saying, you know what, we want to see the the prequel to the Brooklyn Boys. So they've been listening to old episodes of the off air Show, and I I think you should just to hear how it all progressed right up until the day that Great quit the podcast and ruined the off air Show and then but here's the thing. But but every beauty of it is this was your idea is brilliant. So it's on this feed on that's the brilliant part. So we were going to get a new feed and start fresh, right, but scary, it's like, no, keep the old shows on the same feed so that we'll get credit for the views and listen if anyone listen to the old show. So it's the gift that keeps on giving. So the more you listen to all that, we can look, it's like seven or ten a week, but it's still seven or ten a week. We'll take every tank everyone. You'll pick up a penny from the street, you know, I will you pick up a nickel? Oh, I'll pick up a penny. You going the wrong direct? Actually no, no no, I would pick up I don't pick up anything less than a quarter. Well, you don't pick up anything more than seventeen? Yeah, I see, we went with that. I walked into that. If you see a dime, you'll leave it? Yeah? Really yeah, minimum minimum quarter. You won't for a dime. I'm not gonna bend bend over for a quarter, a dime or a nickel or a penny. See a penny, pick it up. So, but the thing is, if you don't have a penny, sometimes we're like, you have two dollars and one cent is your bill, and you're like, oh god, i'm a penny. You get nine nine cents change. No, no, you give him three dollars. They give you the full dollar back. They don't want to deal with it either. Some places. Some places don't. You're going to some petty places. By the way, I was in in Boston a couple weeks ago at Fanuel Hall. It's like a lot of restaurants, like it's like a giant food court, and I ordered a lobster roll and my change it was like fifteen dollars and fifty six cents. Then give fifty cents. No, dude, you don't get none of my penny. No, no, you actually have to go above and beyond and give him more. Give him sixty cents. No, No No, he owed me fifty six cents. I understand, But so he needs to give you. You don't. You don't get to this side for me that I only want fifty five cents. Right, You don't want to give me the penny, give me the nick, give him the nick? Right, so I said to he closed the draw Um, yeah, you only through the six cents anyway, Yeah, I said, I'd like to see. I wouldn't. This is the difference between you and me, right, I would have just sucked it out first of those principal don't don't rip me the penny, and then just like oh here even fine, Like I know what evens out in your drawer. But that doesn't work that way. If if if his bill was to twenty six and I gave him to twenty five, he'd asked me for the penny because his drawer would be short if everybody shorted him a penny eventually be short a dollar two. You can get fired for that, right, I want my penny. You get your penny until the government says no more pennies. I agree, you do deserve your penny. Damn right. I don't deserve much else, deserve my penny. So I'll tell you what else I deserve. I deserve CBS on my goddamn direct TV. Oh here we go. Well, why don't you tell the story of what happening, because this is the stuff going on behind the scenes. Network. Yeah, away, all cable companies work is they talk to the networks and they say, hey, ESPN, we want to carry you. We'll give you ten million dollars a week, and then we can have ESPN on Comcast, cable, Direct TV, Dish network, whatever. And then ESPN says, nope, we're getting fifteen million from that other cable service. We want fifteen million. They argue about it, they settle it. You have, Harry. They actually have to pay to be carried by this. So when you're like, oh, I have this network, why don't they have Epics because they didn't want to pay Epics whatever Epics wanted, right, Okay, So CBS decided they want to charge this much money, and Direct TV's like, we don't want to pay that much money, and CBS is, well, we're very popular, number one network. We want this much money, and so they're fighting over it. This happens with direct TV all the time, so it's not the other way around. Like CBS doesn't have to pay them to be included in Direct TV because noctuld argue that one could argue that direct TV is the one with the power in this kild, Well, sure well, and that by that token, shouldn't record labels be paying us to play their music I mean is legal as that is, we're promoting their music, they're selling it, and they're making all the money. I really think the money goes in the other direction. Bro, No, no, no, no, no. Direct TV has to pay CBS. No you you pay for the no no you. I'm telling you know what it is. You pay for the license for their programming. CBS produces content and then says you want it, you gotta pay for it. Because Direct TV runs their commercials during cbss TV shows right there, The CBS runs the national CBS commercial and then it's a local direct you know radio works thing. You run the national home depot commercial, then you're in the local card dealer commercials. I just think maybe the smaller networks Yeah, but I already tell you so, the smaller networks might like an epics, might not They might have to pay to be a part of No, they just charge a lot less. They go, hey, we have one good show, all right, we'll give you one million. Hey CBS, you've got the number one late night talk show, the number one you know all that stuff. You gotta pass a lot of money. The point is they had a deadline of July. They knew it was coming. They had a year ago. I got a year left, and those fuckheads at A T and T and Direct TV not sponsors and CBS couldn't agree. Right. So, while those multi billion dollar conglomerate motherfucker's are arguing it out, me middleman, little guy on the couch, I don't get I don't get to watch Late Night, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Why because those fuckers can't get their act in order. So guess what, there's no CBS on Direct TV. Now are you gonna Are you gonna protest by canceling your subscription? Well, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna see how long it lasts and then get a credit all the time I didn't have it. Now will you win that argument? Yes, because I've gotten credits for networks I don't even watch. I go, oh, Cinemax. I didn't have Cinemax and I just gonna credit whatever? Like when when? When? When Direct TV lost the Yankee Games? I called up ibably watched the Yankees. I'm like, network, you feel good? You know I don't feel good. I didn't get it on my No, I'm not. This isn't advanted. This is even close to my rant. But I'll tell you it's bullshit because they don't care about anybody. They can't. It's like, oh, we're billionaires. You're billionaires. We're gonna quibble over a billions of dollars. So here's the thing. By the way, if you're listening, you have direct TV. You can download the low cast l C A s T, which is like local cast, and you can watch you local stations for free. Yeah, but you on your firestick all your local like network stations and independent stations. Downside, they all have they all offer over the air signals, but have my TV hasn't. Okay, you can watch. The problem is you can't TV RT right, So if you want to go to bed, you can't. If you want to watch it delayed, you can't. You can't skip through the commercials. No, if you gotta watch it, watch it live. So that's the only downside. That's like old school. So I'm still watching it now. But yeah, yeah, that's that's my You asked me what I what I want? I want my damn CBS back. Okay, Well we all have our needs and wishes and wants. Why what do you want? Well, I want the restaurant yesterday that I went to and had a Cops salad to peel the fucking shrimp tails off of the shrimp. It's happened again last night, Brodie, and I was thinking of you and this podcast, and we talked about this on a couple of different episodes. But the food I have to prepare myself. They the olives had pits in them. Had a cop salad had olives. The pits were in the olives, and the shrimp had the tails on it. And I had to go digging into the fucking into my salad bowl with my fingers to peel the tails off the shrimp. I've had that. Italian restaurants they do like you're getting paid to make the food. I'm not here to clean it. Everything in the plate is supposed to be edible or I might choke on it and sue you. Okay, Can I tell you? I was in um, Switzerland and we had a clam pizza, right and and so like, oh great clampizza. Tell me they put the clams with the shells in the shells in the pizza on top of the pizza like pepperoni. That so I had to pull the clams in the shell out of the cheese, take the clam out with my spoon, drop it back onto the pizza. No, fuck up, you fucking do that. You're the chef. That's bullshit. The rule of thumb is and any good culinary chef will tell you. Pits. I just said that. Yeah, and cherries. Don't put cherries in my drink with pits. They put the marriage. No, the pit's gone. If it's if you're going to ingest it, if it's on a plate or in a glass. Everything there should be edible. If it's not edible, like, don't don't tweet us and say, what do you hold a lobster? You know what're talking about. Everything's supposed to be edible. You know, right now, is somebody going out, I'm gonna tweet them about lobster. You know we don't mean that. Oh, this guy's here sitting in the corner. What do you want kids, he's texting me. He could sit here for two minutes trying to help you out with the topic. I was with you with that because I drugt TV as well. And how are you handling it? How are you adding to what I said? Okay, so I'm I'm a drug TV loyalist like that's my thing. By the way, I got rid of Direct TV. Fuck them, okay, but he had different issues. We didn't dive into why he said this and wants telling them no, no, they will be on that y issues in his apartment complex, they wouldn't. They wouldn't allow me to get an h D box because of because the limitations of my of the building I live. They had the old school, the old service and everything, and I I got what my TV is fucking super high death for k TV. I want to be able to watch four K programming and close it enough to it. Don't you hate when people complain? Shut up, dick anyway, don't get me started. I all files is coming up. People, I don't know exactly. I don't know exactly you know where you fall on this, and I'm gonna guess that you probably wouldn't do what I'm about to suggest. But I have been ordering Hulu Live, so Hulu TV Live, and I've been ordering it because I want to test it out. I'm still hesitant to get rid of Direct TV completely because I want the NFL football package. So if I can figure out a way to get the football package and Hulu Live and still be less than drug TV. Then I would do that only because I don't really watch TV like I used to watch. I really don't, So in that case, what I've been doing is for CBS. I noticed that this past Saturday, this past Sunday when I wanted to watch what's the show called Scary When when the horns trump? I love that show when it comes on with that horns A lot of a lot of good references. So anyway, so when when I hear that, I wake up. But anyway, so I went to it's so it's Winton could be Quentin Quentin mar clearly like talking about you sucked up grease today. It could be Quintin Marsalis. It's by the way, I agree with through the with the mess up of the grease thing. I can go with that one too. I call him out on that. I'm gonna call him out of grease thing. And but that was ridiculous the grease things to me too. But listen, while you're out in the clubs, I'm learning, So the clue. Listen. But here's the thing, hashtag when you're out in the clubs, I'm learning. Can I just say about Hulu Live lave. Is this a sponsor? No, I have nothing to do with Hulu. What's happening now? But Hulu Live you can switch over and then you get your your regular channels. So this this best Sunday. I guess what. That's what we do here on the show. We take tangents, hold on pause. Um, yes, I would say that of our listeners right now, I thought it was Winston with me and not gonna say of our audience. Don't know who he is because it's an old, outdated reference. I'm saying of the people who heard of him. All you have to do is you can go to Winton. You can go back to your notes. No, we don't. What do you do with that? What you do? We have a someone a listener made a flow chart of one of our effisodes. We come back and go off and come back. Okay, so you think that's a problem. We clearly not. We took a detour. What if we asked the listeners what to put the problem him? Is? It's the Jersey kids? But is it not? They want the Jersey kids. This is the stuff that made this style made us number sixty seven This week on the I Heart Radio Top Podcast of the week. Thank you so much. We made the charts from going sixty seven up with a bullus spinking about what the listener are like. I feel tense in my chest. That's why you'll never pick the jingles A long wrong. Just skip this never great, don't throw up, go hey, forward, move ahead. We wish we could. That's right. Thirty seconds hit the thirty skip right now, skip dirty on your podcast. Don't skip yet. He's not talking. I'm really upset. That's wrong. But I think that's horrible. You said you wanted your own jingle. But that's not the kind of jingle I was thinking of. Hi good, that's horrible. I bring good points up. I'm here with you. I'm relatable with you. I understand what you were telling you Hulu story before this before I am not kidding. I have gottention in my chest right now, just being here in this this couple of minutes. Look at the clock. Your time is up. So that happened to me this morning. That's horrible. There's no respect here. There's no respect. What were you saying about. I can be bringing so much good content to your Your time is up. Here's what I have observed. Okay, in this podcast that I've observed. What I've observed was you guys turned the podcast on right. Your jingle in the beginning seriously has two lines. It's the Brooklyn Boys Brooklyn points started starting. It's aught. It says nothing else. Look at the text messages every it says start up, but it says stop, start up three, startup starting, Yes, but it doesn't say anything about the shocking You know what bop? Everybody knows the words bop. No, you didn't have something else and didn't start a startup Brooklyn Boys started start. That's old sand. That's all you care about. Oh my god, I have such tension. My chest is gonna like it's hurting me. I need an asthmatic thing. I need an asthmatic thing, scary. What is that called? What is that called? I need in haler right now to you want to finish your WHU Live story before the credit by I'm talking about the horns that sound again on TVs. The buzzer will sound again. Oh my god. So I'm giving you credit, Brody, So you may not order Hulu Live because I don't think that you see the purpose to spending more for television. So I have other I have other street. Okay, okay, So, and what I was saying was you can order Hulu Live or even like YouTube live or even the new Apple TV, and plenty of places to get the local rights. And then as I said, low cast is free like sucks. You don't get good. It's not. It's not like that's not the little thing. I watched it last night on my television. It's not. It's not quite clear because I know I have I have, I've high speed. Does it works? We're gonna talk about that now. When I went over to it, right, I saw that, and I'm like, it's slightly okay. You have the Samsung TV, right, yeah, ok K something I didn't know what's that. So when you look at your inputs, right, so it says there's a little TV logo, right, and then it says like input one and put HTM I want, like okay, so the TV one, I'm like, I would never click on that and looked up. All our televisions have a built in digital antenna. Really there's two hundred channels built in, Like you know when you go to iTunes on on the Apple TV, and it's like Crackle rt V is built in all those channels no Way. Yeah, yeah, we have that too. There's a channel that I I used to love, Mystery Science in a three thousand. It's an old show where people would watch old movies and then like talk over the dialogue and make fun of them. And then those guys created the robots some of those some of those guys created their own company called riff Tracks really where they where they've overdubbed movies like I'll go I want I want to I want to marry you, and they go, don't marry it's a creep or the the he'll go, what's wrong with me? And it's not saying, oh, what you're bringing them in, let's interview those guys hold on because it's like it's no, it's not right fresh kind of fun anyway. So yeah, so riff Tracks does really bad movies and then they talked the whole time. There's a riff Tracks channel, you're kidding, and it's built into our television. I would love to see No Way twenty four hours. It's fantastic, really, and you only get it. Okay, so walk me through what I gotta do again. I'm not even doing the piss anybody. You gotta take a break, alright, he's still here. Yeah, what's going on? What is that? We gotta break? What do we break? We just commercial? We just did we just did a commercial? What commercial? I didn't hear a commercial? What commercial was it? We can't explain on podcast work. We have sponsors. Yeah, okay, they go in later. Oh gotcha? Got you? Okay, while they already. Because that's a great commercial. Guys, that's really good. I want to buy it. Yeah, okay, that's awesome anyway, So I don't want to I don't want to harp on this one topic. But go look at the first input is TV. Click on that and then you'll be able to scroll through all the child I know that. Well, you know, here's what you should do when you come out of the commercial. I think it's a fair point when when you come out of a commercial break, you should go into your new segment. You should break up your podcast at the segment. That new segment is never gonna happen. You gotta go. Could I just tell you about the Brooklyn about the Jersey Boys. That was a great plays. There's a kid. Let me just tell you something. Okay, every show evolves, right like you need to evolve. So there's what one is going backwards. But the Brooklyn Boys here's what I noticed. I'm sorry audience for the first time, but for the first slices, for the first ten minutes of the show, you ranted, Brody ranted, and Scary said, yeah, yeah, that's not normal here, but that's what he did. If you listen to any episode of our podcast, you hear what we do. I want to just tell you here's my examples. I listened to your fetch Ham all five episodes. No one could follow that. Take a grape soda and head to the door to tell you. I want to tell you something that kick me out yet, listen. In practical jokers, they've got four guys because they have to have other people doing things right, even in politics, four friends growing up, we are not three friends who even in politics. When you like politics, Brody right, I will appeal to you with through politics, there's the Republican Party, there's the Democrat Party, and then there's the Independent Party. You have three parties. You're the Independent Party. Nobody cares about ruins elections. What I'm saying is you have three nobody wants the third party. This country was started on people helping people trying to make decisions, because if you only had one party in the second party, you would never come to a solution. And that's why we don't. But we don't have a third party. But you need to bring a third party in the third parties don't work. Don't you understand? I could bring so much Stein. You gotta go. You have a lot of things, Gary Johnson, you're out. But as we've gotten old rough, nat gonna go. Don't last, scary body. Thank you for stopping by. I beg of you to give me one last shot here. Well we have to have a shot. You gotta go. Jer We have so much more than we can relate about talk about it. But we'll do that next time. This one. Listen, I'll talk to you. We're gonna hang out all weekend. You know we're going down Atlantic. I wanted to bring that up. I could talk about that all right quick too. He wants me to send Trich back in an uber. That's not a dog, it's not an animal. Do that on Fechham. I don't want to do Fedham. Well it on your new morning show. You couldn't. He does have a fair point. I do think that he shouldn't curtail his weekend Saturday night into Sunday in Atlantic City for the fact that his wife has to be up early on on Sunday morning. If his if his wife wanted to stay in Atlantics, you know she wanted to stay in Atlantic City and drive home at night on Saturday night, I said, right, you just grab a free room, send her home in an uber after the concert you're going to see Atlantic City and let her go home because she was too tired to drive two hours back to your house. Now do you see? This is where the third party comes in. I know he's he's he's greatest teeth. Why are you holding your face in your hand? The only way that works is if his wife says, hey, you know what, why don't you stay with your friends. I'm gonna take an uber back right, And then when he says okay, he's still in trouble. He doesn't want he does not want to improve you because you have a girlfriend that comes and goes and shows up to got a mind of her really says Brodie is right? Brodie is right? Is your girlfriend allowed to come over on a Wednesday? Yeah? Yeah, sure she is. She is, of course, anytime she wants no married man will put his wife in an uber and send her back. You don't do that in a limo. What day are we living in r a limo? What she feels like? It's a gift, different story, right, putting her in a car with a guy with a four star rading. Yeah, I'm gonna be in the club. I'm gonna be at the club at the casino. So I'm gonna be at the buffet. You're gonna get free water bottles and some sucking candy on your two hour ride home. But Brodie is right, is right? Brodi is right? Brodie is wrong. I have that jingle. He's right, right, right, right, Sunday morning, Sunday afternoon, let's transt forward to that. You're gonna be sitting in your house. We're not. Yeah, you're gonna be sitting there jerking off while she Friday, Right, she's hanging out having a for you to do for that day. So she would still take golf lessons. I know. So you're okay saying that's bob scary things if you're not at the club or the casino, that whatever you have going on at home has to suck. You know what that's like? My kid. Right, so my daughter, I don't want to bring her up, but I'm gonna bring it over with this. We had a power atage recently in the state of New Jersey. Right, bad storm blew through here. A lot of people can relate. Kids were kids devices, They drained on batteries, right, So all of a sudden they had nothing to do, and they're like throwing themselves against wall, throwing themselves on the floor. What do we do? What do we do? They couldn't, they couldn't use the brain. They couldn't. If Skier is not in the club, what do I do? It's about convenience and logic. And if you guys we were, if you're staying, if you're in Atlantic City on Sunday, right, how are you gonna hear Winton Marsalis? Yeah, mars listen to me. All I'm saying is this, there's compromised, their sacrificed in a relationship. But your wife should be should know that after Saturday night, after driving to hours to Atlantic City, hold on to see a concert Friday, you're going front Saturday Saturday night. That was only the Saturday night hold on down Saturday. That's a different story that has nothing to do. When we're talking about here, he drives two hours to see with his wife half for for a concert, sees the concert, he's gonna be dead tired and probably halfway half in the beast. So I said, as your wife has something to do Sunday during the day and you don't, So why don't Saturday night your wife, why doesn't she compromise and say, look, I'm going I'm gonna let you stay over Saturday night in Atlantic City with your boys and whoever and what you want to do, and Sunday make your way back and drive the car back on Sunday night so you don't have to be exhausted and drive home Saturday night. And Greg T will send his wife in a fancy in a fancy uber on Saturday night. She can wake up right in early Sunday morning and go to her own plays wrong. Wrong because they don't get to go out every weekend. This is a night they planned it. You got tickets to go down, dress up, you get a babysitter, and then their romantic evening holding hands during the concert, maybe little dancing in together. Stand in front of me, I'll put my hands on your hips, will sway together. Maybe, right we deal hold on, Yeah we did? And then and then the night he's gonna go. You know what, rather than going home with you on a Saturday where maybe I can have a little sex on Saturday night, picture I took you to a concert. Hey, little good time. We'll put little music on. Right, I'm gonna hang out my boys, and right, hold, I'm gonna hang out my boys on Saturday. You can go with an uber and I'll meet you when I freaking feel like it on Sunday. You take care of the kids, right, you do all the work. You wake up with the kids on Sunday, and I'll be smoking cigars down the shore. Let's get on the phone, tell her what we're doing. The only compromise here, if he had a shot at this is Trish takes the car home. Right, he stays with you guys and you drive him home to his house, or he takes an uber home. Maybe, and that's fine too. But then pressure her and and do you think that situation for her? She dry, calm. Do you think there's anything that knowing him, anything that you can do with him on Saturday night and Sunday morning with all your boys haven't brunched couples. Couples, Okay, so fifth wheel, the fifth wheel, no wife eyehop Right, So here's what's scary saying scary saying, Hey, rather than go home with the woman you love with a chance that maybe being intimate, right, yep, I want you to hang out and be a fifth wheel while all the couples do couple stuff. You're gonna have a couple of breakfast holding hands right after this, She'm gonna have sex with Robin sat It's not even boys. If you said it's boys, like all the boys are hanging Maybe there's a reason, hey, hang out with couples because your wife made wife hold on. You could think, why don't you want to hang out with you? His wife can No, No, him and his wife can hang out all night in this life. They he and his wife do you even have a room, They can hang out. They can have all the sex day one and then then drive home before in the morning. What I'm saying is, I know what you say, have the uber center home. At some point a sentence with what I'm saying is doesn't change the outcome and then she because then dude, that's what you do to a girl. You're banging on her name right at the end of can't say that, and I've done that before. You're not hearing me out. Because on the flip side of this, on Sunday morning, when she goes off for the day to do what she needs to do, which is she's going for a killed in the car right drunken idiots, and we had Gregg t come home with her. Then he is sitting in the house all day doing nothing. Why would I do that? I would go with her to the golf lesson. I'm going with her. Do you want to do that? No, I'm gonna go there and I'm gonna put around while she gets a lesson. We go together. She doesn't do things separately what you do. Of course she could, but you don't do that. I go, hey, you're another way golf. Why would I not want to go? You live in a one bedroom, little apartment with nothing. You have nothing, nothing cool, nothing, nothing? What man live out of here? Man you're causing hold on, look, I'm catching myself here that I'm even agreeing with his Jersey kid. But he's not a bad idea. He's kind. He's got a big house with with with cool equipment, and streaming TVs and golf clubs and clubs, and he's got like study, what do you smoking at basis, he's got a pool. You stopped throwing him out of the room, brought him to get the hell out of here. You agree with this anguent without him being here. But do you see that you had that argument, you would just go back and forth, back and forth. They would be no ending to it. That's the show is. But at least now we have a solution. He's wrong and you're right. But that's always it is. And I thought, wait, I thought of another bit. I thought of another bit tomorrow, you know, be kind of funny for next week. Do you ever give Scarier yourself homework assignments? I don't know, do you guys? We don't really do that now, we don't prep we come out. Well, it could be kind of funny for real. This would be I think it's a great idea for this. You gotta go, what do you mean love this? How much your feed blowback? We're gonna get on this episode? Episode will be the woman. Right now, if somebody's tweeting you should put Greg Ta in a car and send him off, right, that's bullshit. Listen what they're gonna say. Skip the whole episode. This would be very funny. I got stuff I'm talking about. This episode has got to be skipping room. I got to talk about walk the moon by. We have a hard out in fifteen minutes. I was just giving the signal that it is not. It is not. You have no idea. I'm being texted like crazy to this studio he's under in fifteen minutes. Guys, try my homework side. You gotta tell Scary that no, next week, you gotta go. No, kidn't get out. Don't you want to hear? Get out? Get out. I'm telling you my sign before I leave. I am not at the door the assignment. I'm leaving. I promise get out. You have Scary right down his imagine, his his uh, his characteristic because you're making me stottter dude. You tell Scary to write down what he thinks is his image of what marriage is for him. Okay, that's what I want. We already know what it is. But how funny would it be if he tells you how he feels the proper wife would be for him. You're making it sound like she's observed. No, no no, no, But it would be great for him to come in. We already know what the proper wife is him. She goes home on Sunday. Coming back to it, well, let's just see. Let's hear from his from his mouth, what he feels would be the perfect marriage. We know what it is. Would just be funny, alright, to hear with the perfect matter. We'll get back to the real show right after this. Okay, get out, get out. Look, we were just to be honest. Now it's we had him on just so we could play the song, yeah, get out, and the and the and the and the something Time's up jingle. But this is the backfire. Now face this might be the worst episode of our podcast ever. Okay, can you want to by the way we have I'm gonna use I at the time, So can you pull up the clip page. It's there. There's a couple of clips I have to play today. And there's one thing that I have a problem with that I gotta get out of my fine. I'm so angry about this, all right, So you see the green clip that says, uh, DEM's okay. So they were talking about Kristen Gellib, Kristin Gelliban, Kristan Gilliban who's running for president. Okay, and her career, alright, so pull up the clip how she got how she worked her way to the top, had to beat off that will never crid of primary clip. Play the full clip, that's the short clip. Okay, here it is. Uh. During her long elected career, she had to fight off Republicans, had to beat off will never crid primary opponents in the Senate races over and over and ultimately she's the high is smoke at her in New Yorking history? Did you Yes? She's beating him off, meaning like she had had a Kursten jill brand here, we had to beat off primary opponents and jerk. She had to beat off several Democratic primary opponents, no one that she won exactly. They're like, oh, beat us off you in Uh, there's a clip here. Uh so Mariano Rivera, right, Mariano Rivera, the greatest closer in the game, the greatest closer in baseball history or not not even up for debate. And by we're two met fans saying that he was got into the Hall of Famous weekend Mariano Rivera. Listen to the news report about his accomplishment. Famous guy the newest baseball legends etching or names into history, getting in brined at the Hall in Cooper's down the Greatest Closer as well ever New York Yankee Mariano Rivera. Oh my god, the clip, How the fund did she mess that up? The newest baseball legends acting or names into history, Rivieria Marianna Rivera in the Hall of Fame is and you just said he's the greatest closer and then you click cut off the clip. He goes on to say he was the only unanimous election elected person in the history of basebo. If you're not a baseball fan, you've heard of this guy, It's okay. He doesn't know sports. The guy who wrote the filled in the teleprompt I wrote it wrong, or he's blind and saw Rivera and said Riviera. But even if you saw Rivieria, you know it's Rivera. You see the three the fishing clips. Don't play those yet. I want to read to you. I'mnna tell you the story and tell you what the website has, Okay, and then I got a grammar police. Okay, So there was a story out of Cape cod last week. The video was everywhere. Okay, everybody saw the videos posted on every website. It was a family on a boat fishing, and then the mom on the left, the mom let me, let me, let me read to you what the description of the on this story is. It says, a group of boys and their fathers, we're fishing in Cape Cod Bay when a great white shark leapt out of the water to snatch a fish one of the boys caught. Okay, now, uh, what actually was in the video was? It wasn't It wasn't all. It was a woman at the back of the boat with a kid next to her and some guy filming. The woman is pulling in the fish. He's wheeling in with her hands. She's pulling the line because they go to fish hand over hand over hand. She's pulling it in right. And then as she's she is pulling the fish in, the shock jumps up, grabs the fish goes back under water. The kid screams, and the dad goes, I was filming that. Okay. The story is a group of boys and their fathers. Played dad play the clip the fishing clip one. A group of father and fishing trip. They got a much bigger bite than they Okay, a group of boys and their fathers, and then that was the day and then the next night. Nothing like coming face to face with one of nature's most frightening predators. That's what happened to a group of boys and their dads. They were out on a Saturday fishing. Did you watch the video of the woman? The problem? First of all, all these people women fished. Someone fucked up the story, and then everybody else ripped and red from that story that they didn't even watch the watch the video, doing the news, doing dumbasses of one job. Know the news you're reporting, Yes, you're a talking head research and you're like, oh, Marianna Rivieria and his sons caught a fish. And I think the I think the original reason why the story was wrong to women don't say women don't fish, because that about us saying that it had to be fishing trips for boys and d some sex family fishing trip and and almost every news source reported it as fathers and son is listen to this as the woman was doing the work. This pisces me off. I want to I want you to hear something. You know, the song Him and I by the one that's grammatically and you know, I did a parody. Yeah, the g easy and the Halsey parody. Right, Okay, listen to how it Okay, this is how the song starts. You should put my parody too. Yeah, this has nothing to do with that. Listen to this. It's not a grammar thing. This is not a grammar thing. Listen to this. Oh wait, whoops, that is the wrong version. That is the power, that is the Yeah, that is the wrong version of that. And let's do this here and here it is. Okay, listen, listen again. Cross my heart hoped to die to my lover, I'd never lie. Okay, this is what I heard one another radio station in company, in our company yesterday. I never Well, what does lye rhyme with? They took the line out. They took the line out, they took out hope to die. Okay. Wow. First of all, cross my heart hope to die. It's and it's a phrase. It's something that we know. We know, cross my heart hope to blank die. Everyone knows. That's like it goes together. That's how you say, like I'm if I'm lying, Yeah, crouss my heart to die if I'm lying. It's a common phrase. It's not I'm gonna kill myself. This radio station, well, this company has a version of this song in this in our computer system. Which took which took it out, It took it out. They took out the fucking line. How do you do that? First of all, is hope to die a curse? No? No, because it's morbid. It's morbid, but out of context it maybe, but I could give you that maybe, But when it's when it's the whole phrases hope to die that she's reciting from something that is well traveled and well known by all of us. We've for years. We we we all know that phrase. So what so why are you we're moving it? And can we not play Prince I would die for you right, start looking up the songs that that's my point. I would die without you by p M down. Can we not play that? Well? That that's it, that's just it. And I can't live if living is without you. The thing is, it's all, this is what sucks. And we talk about this on the Big Show all the time. How it's an unnecessary censorship. There should not that version of the songs shouldn't even be in our computer system, let alone one of a major radio stations. Playing it that version, that's terrible. Can we not play guns and roses? Used to love her, but I had to kill her. I mean we that we that we at the point we can't joke about killing baby. Wait a minute, we can't do that. Come on now, but that songs on the radio. You get what I'm saying. It's ridiculous. And but that's the same guy who who beat my pimp ship flying high because ship sounds like ship. But it wasn't even saying pimp ship. They made it dirty by if a pimp ships, it's pimp ship. But my pimp ship is flying high. He should have beat pimp. That's the part you're gonna beep. A pimp is is a guy who controls prastitutes and he beats them. That's the part you should beep. Sure, if you're gonna beep anything, ship ship is the party. My pimp ship is like my pimp flying high and the pimps flying high. And when when a song like that, which everybody knows has been in the market and been out there for so much for it's already too late. You know, it's funny the horses out of the what's that song? By Third Eye blind jumper. No, umm oh, I know, um semi semi chom kind like we used to beat the crap out of that song. All the drug references and crystal meth. Right now, it's like a big deal. Crystal meth is so desensitized they put the lyrics back. Ridiculous. Police, police, police Police. I was in an ice cream truck the other night you went in an ice cream was at an ice cream truck off for the side of a truck off the pier and Hoboken, and there was a sign, a permanent sign that said topings t O P I N G S. Nobody corrected that toppings has two p's in it, but this place offered topings on your ice cream. How convenient is that? And then a permanent sign, and this I felt bad for because they spent a lot of money on this sign. I was at a popular video game place and then when I went to go to see where the bathrooms were, and to my left there was a sign that said men's down the side of the wall, and then in the other one said women brody is women's a is women's a word without an apostro? No, no men's and a women's So anyway, I just thought i'd let you know that, so, uh, I forgive me, I don't. I didn't save your screenshot of who sent this, but there was a sign and they caught this. It says, uh, it was in a Facebook post. Americans will need to cut their average consumption of beef by about and Europeans by for the world to continue to feed the ten billion people expected to live on this planet. But the way it reads is America will need to cut their average consumption of beef and Europeans, so we have to cut our consumptions of Europeans. Ridiculous. Lauren p a r Q. Lauren Park. She said, I know this may be a bit nitpicky, because of course I see these everywhere, but I have to pose this question, all right, and she's The sign says you have to have a membership card to get inside. That's right, right, nice. The sign says cents up and less. So hard comment was, if it's up and less, isn't that just a store? You are a right, if it's above or below that counts as a store. You don't get credit for that. That's not a thing. Yeah, So f that, Um, I don't have any more grammar police. But there is something I wanted to I put my phone, which is no longer literally being given the wrap up sign. We have three literally three minutes left. Well, I can't pitch about Walk the Moon then, and I don't have time to do my rant. We'll talk about Walk the Moon, because that's that's everything. Anybody knows. You have no idea what's going on around us? We have people surrounding us the other room. No, no, Brody, trust me, it's not trust me. It's three minutes from now. Are these people wish they have to set up? Set up? What said? There's some there's some action in activity minutes. You have no idea? What's get them in here? I'll ask him one. No, no, no, no, this is not this is beyond our control. Brodie, I'm telling you you're not gonna win this. Allright, remember that what's going on? Good? We got on twenty minutes, so I get an email. Okay, walked him. Do you remember Walk the Moon on MA We did the party live from Jenkinson. We did this summer last day weekend. We had an attire we had a big party down there. We had we were sitting on stage. Walk the Moon was playing right in front of us, next to a huge Okay, now it's our job to post on social media our performances. Let people know what's going on. Come see what we're doing, promote the band. Right, that was two months ago. I get an email, we've removed from Instagram. We've moved the video you posted on because it included the following content Shut up and dance by walking m own. If you have permission to share everything in the video, including the audio like the soundtrack or music, you can appeal the removal and have your video reposted. Remember that people should only post videos they have the right to share. Now, anyone that goes to any concert puts up video. Right. Why is this a new thing now where I can't put up a video. I witnessed it, I filmed it. It wasn't the studio version. They didn't lip sync, and I have the audio and stealing a recording of a video. They were playing our show. Right, You don't think Walk the Moon wants the publicity of being on our pages. Everybody from our show put up video? What so then there's a big blue button it says appeal here. You know what you get when you click the appeal button. What you get dick, which I don't want. It links to my Instagram page. There's no appeal page. So then you go on Instagram and you go to the bottom where it says contact us if there's a problem, right, okay, help section. So I go in the help section down it's like it's like a rat maze. So I go on the appeal a section and I searched for the word appeal and it says, if you block content, remove whatever, click here, and it describes what gets pulled down and it says, uh, if you'd like to appeal, follow the directions in your email. Fuck you doesn't work, so you don't want me to appeal. That's right, you're telling me click the button. The button doesn't work. So I look up where and what it would have killed you in that paragraph in your help section to put the link that says click here to appeal. No, they just want to They want to divert you, divert you, so you give up and you become tired and restless, and then you get then you don't want to be you know, you don't want to complain anymore, and that they met the wrong person. Of course they did. You're gonna get to the bottom of all of it. You'll take you do want they Walk the Moon at Walk the Moon band, What the fuck? The easier they make it for you, the more complaints that will go through, and then more than work they have to do on there. And who it the record label? If it was the record label? Right, don't you want me promoting your band. It's not like it's like Walk the Moon's top of the charts this week, right, So they could use a little reminder how great they are. And they are great, which is why I posted the video. I'm not making money off of it. What am I getting hands? There's no sponsorship. I'm not selling on YouTube and putting hands in front of it. That's bullshit. By the way, we have just enough time. You gotta leave me time for has already tweeted about my files problem. I got all right, well you got something, well I I had two things, but I'll just make it one. I'm sorry, I'm I'm a little upset about well, I'm not upset. I don't know what your feelings are about having a baby in a bar, because I would take the woman to the hospital if he's gonna get no, you know, just lately, I've been going to places that have been more and more tolerant of you're having kids at the bar and the kids not even just hang out in like an area where there's a restaurant and it's not a restaurant in a bar, restaurant over here, bar over there. I'm talking to the bar, a real bar, and you just bring your kids in, You just hang out. People have been doing that more, and I think this owners are more tolerant of it because they just don't want to turn away the business. They figure might as well have the parents drinking, have their adult beverages while the kids are just running around. I feel weird personally. I feel creepy. I feel awkward hanging out with my friends, my girlfriend, or whoever people my age where we're having adult conversations where we might, you know, let let a few curses fly here and there. I have. I have some issues with the bar shouldn't allow it, but they do know you're twenty one. That's it. Unless the kid has fake idea at five, he shouldn't be going in the bay listen. I don't know where you're listening. You may even have different rules where you are in your city. They become more lenient. In New York, New Jersey, there's no smoking and restaurants or bars where we used to be worse when there was smoking involved in those, you know, and there was kids in the smoke. You can't do your kid. You want to give youself cancer? That to your problem. Don't give the kid the cancer, that's all. That's that's my bump of sticker. Don't give the kid to cancer. But since there's no smoking, like, take my kid to the ball now, No, you want to tie one on, you want to knock it back. You want to get drunk. First of all, if you're drinking, you should not be responsible for your child. You have your child home safe, thank you, you know, leave him home with uh. You don't want your babysitter drinking. Most people are telling me, oh, well, you know what, it's easy for you to say because you don't have any kids. I have three kids. I've never brought my kid to a ball. Well, you don't go to bars, so wouldn't apply because I have kids. No, it would apply me. I I go to bars. You make arrangements and you take care of your own. Do you want to go to a bar that badly get a babysitter. You can't foard in a babysitter. Stop paying nine dollars for a drink at a bar. That's right, you got drink at home. Don't take your kids to movies. I don't want you three year old at Avengers. I don't I don't need your kid, and it don't need kid getting up every five minutes because you can't hold us. Pay. Get an aisle seat. That's another thing. Now that you go to movie theaters and if you can choose your seats. I know you don't want to sit on the aisle, but if you have a kid at peace every five minutes closer to the exit, and if you're grossly overweight to the aisle otherway because you want to walk past me, you can't fit. I never tell you that story. It was that um a couple of movies ago. What is huge? Guy is like trying to go through the aisle to the middle. He could not get past me even And it wasn't because I'm I'm not that big. He just I was like third seat. I had to like hit sit on the back of my seat back so he could get by. You gotta get a seat on the end I know you want to sit in the middle. That's all. That's all that we get there early enough. You got it out of the system. No, no, because I got you got to talk about Verizon FiOS right by the way, Would you eat it at a place called Tainties? Fish and chips came seamless the other day. You realize the hell would name their place tainties. If fish and chips tainties the space between your fish and your chips, you ruined my joke. I mean that place is destined for fucking failure right there. God damn it, that's funny. There was a place I swear to God called um it was. It was in Oh my God, and I know we gotta run. There was a place in seabright, New Jersey called it was called it was called something fishy it was. It was a seafood restaurant. By the way, that is the absolute worst name you could make make for your restaurant, something fishy. I'm gonna call my who the fun's gonna go in that place? And what are you gonna say about it? Oh? It stinks, It's awful, you would you? That's like rotting there serving rotting seafood in there anyway that place did go out of business. I'm guessing I give Tainties, Fish and Chips six months to live before week before I get to the Files. Right now, we doing an episode next week. We don't have we have a problem next week. The way you're away, I'm here, so I was gonna bring it, not the Jersey Kid, but I was gonna bring in one of my Brooklyn friends. Party about all right there? Now, you can't have something to Brooklyn boys. So the same way that you wouldn't do a podcast in my apps, I wouldn't. I'm respecting it and not doing one in your right and unless we can find the time tomorrow to can the next one for next week. Right and before you guys give me about walkers and talkers, I occasionally have a co host and when Jamie's out, Jamie sanctioned it, and it's because it's it's a different a different vibe, a different vibe on there. So what are we doing. We're gonna get We're gonna go into the studio trying and bang one out tomorrow for the next week. Yeah. By the way, I'm thinking about this this Files thing. Should we should we stop it here and then go to the studio and I'll do the rant. We have more time, we do that. No, no, we should do it on the next episode. Oh I can't. We can't two weeks from now because we gotta go, because staring at us, staring us down in the next studio. Two weeks. I we gotta go. Then let me let me one more thing. I gotta say that before we go, before we go, we're being rushed here today. No no no, I just as if you didn't realize that, I want you, guys, if you haven't already, I want you to go to skiis Instagram page and watch the video he did for his client, The long which, by the way, as the tech said, please please talk about Skiis the Longy commercial cast we're doing. Okay, so we're gonna do that for like two minutes. Here. Scary did a porno film for this. It's if this was could be a sex toy, it could be an inflatable woman. It is. It's got like a sponsor of Scary. And you know, listen, I have I have a lot of products in my house by DeLong. I have nothing but love for them. They make great Especial went over the top on purpose to make a tongue in cheek style porno. It's about me making love to because you know what, you know what it is. I do love my coffee. And it looks like a tongue in tainties. That's what it looks like. You're putting your tongue in the fish and the chips. All I can tell you is that I use my DeLonge every morning. You see me get a cup from here. Every morning I make my own cup. So that was my expression of love for DeLong It was a commercial, but you are not listen to here slices. You have no right to say hit the jingle on that because it is a sponsor. He does say in the top it says paid sponsorship. It is a sponsor. So you can't hit the jingle on something that is I'm telling you and being honest and transparent. You gotta get a scary credit. The time he is dishonest and doesn't tell the truth. But this one time he was honest. But I gotta say, go watch it. It is the most uncomfortable. Uh, it's that much sexy coffee maker. By the way, if it's you, it should be the shorty not the long e. Let's be honest, Les, be honest. I mean that B Boys, Broland Boys rock class