#113 Strip Club Doggy Bags & Douche Bags

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Speaker 1: Start up, start Up, Brooklyn Buy start Up, Brooklyn Buy Data. They're making noise Data up. Episode one. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I'm scary. That's prony with a mouthful of water. Okay, I have to confess, so I'm continued into your mouthful. So you couldn't prote secure in me back? That's right? What is that? I was supposed to wait until the podcast started. I want to preface this saying they're not a sponsor, but it's part of the free Ship for Us program that we have here. We'll go right into that. Let's mix things up, all right, Let's go right into free ship for us. Good boys. They love to give me stuff. Free ship for us. That was weak. I gotta do it again. Free Ship for us much better? Right, So from the world of send the stuff, free ship for us, um for us. A guy who has a company named Jean Pierre Chocolate. Jean Pierre turned the bag around because I see a little tag on it. I'm reading the tag, so it's j E A N P I E R R E Chocolate. So it's chocolate, but no e at the end, so it's fans here. They're in Allenwood, New Jersey. So apparently this guy he makes chocolate, but he's not really in the chocolate business, but he'll do it if you want it. So our friend Jetman and one of the other sales people were having dinner to explain jet Man. The Jetman is a guy who dresses up like a guy, a green cape and everything at all the jet beads. He's gonna leads the j E T S Jets, Jet Jets Chance. He's been on the cover of papers, He's been all over the price. If you google Jetman, you'll see images of him. Every almost every football team has like the guy, the barrel Guy, the Buffalo bill guy. Me was you know, he's the daytime. He's Clark Kent. He's a sales guy here at station. So he knows this guy and he's like, Oh, this guy loves your podcast. Can he bring in some chocolate? Problem with that, though, he gave us a bag big enough for the Brooklyn Boys with an apostrophe at the end of the ass podcast. Yeah, And so you know, I'm on a diet. I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna go to the thing. You're eating very healthily, healthily, healthily For the next three four weeks. So in the meantime, Brody's got his way with this bag of chocolate treats. What did he send? Does that that peanut butter cup looked like the size of your head? A right, So let me explain what I was eating before the Mikes went on their chocolate bars. The dark chocolate, almonds, cash use, pistachios, and caramel. Now not like little mint stuff pieces, the whole nuts on top of the chocolate bar. Because I'm about to drool. I was going to take a picture and post it, but I ate them before I thought there was one more, but I ate it. Right there's Oh, I'll leave that last one for the pictures, but I ate that one also, so I may have to go on his Instagram and steal a picture. So you're eating for the both of us. Yeah. But then because I did save the cupcake, well, they sent up two cupcakes, and I'm sure it was a cupcake. It looked like a peanut butter cup. So it's called Heavenly cup. No, it's the size of like a Hostess cupcake. Yeah, but but the texture is like it's like a chocolate cup. So the out yes, the whole thing is chocolate. It's hard chocolate on the outside and on the top. And again this is not a sponsor. We're not gonna aim money for this. I swear inside his dark chocolate, caramel, almonds, pistachios, cash shoes, and marshmallows. Yeah, now, what kind of nuts did I say? We're in there? Cashho Okay, okay, See, this is the problem we had when the guy brought the food up. I said, they're cash shoes. No, but they're they're they're cash shows. We played, we played the sound. I went on, like, how do you pronounce the word? Debated me on this. Okay, you know, just because because you know, hold on, uh, hold on, here we go. How do you pronounce cash? Now? I know I said it that way, but here we go. Yeah, we're here against Yeah, I'll slow it down. Cash shoes, cash shoes, right, cashes. We we talked about this on the podcast. But you say cashoes, that's a little extreme. You say shoes, that's extreme, right, Okay, I'll have some almonds and cash shows. Okay, So that's wrong. I'm wrong. It's wrong, well not according to Michael on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I want to get proper credit. So uh, Jamie Faz with two z's sentence in Yeah, Jamie Faz the Fazer. She said on the Wonderful TV show A Typical on Netflix, Michael Rappaport at episode five about eleven minutes and thirty seconds, and she was right. I said, please get me the time, and she went back and looks, thank you, Jamie Faz, you're fast tactic. She found this clip and I pulled the clip and here it is a Michael Rappaport our buddy. Very nice play. That's right, Michael. I love Michael rat But he's right because he's no, he's not. He's from when we're from What kind of brodie have you? What's the name of this podcast? Just check the title again. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. We say cash Shoes. Oh, Ape seventy seven is fucking his his ears are bleeding right now. I'm sorry. Anyway, thank you Michael Rappaport. On this podcast, it's cash Shoes. We are the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Yeah, sometimes you just gotta be from Brooklyn and not right. I am from Brooklyn, but I don't remember everyone in Brooklyn saying that's a little extreme. Do you want to swallow? Nope? Never. Oh, they're greeting us today this Brooklyn Boys Thursday has the text coming in at Erica two or three? Uh, startup, starting up, Let's go free dessert and oh no, you don't want to hear this one? Fuck him? Well, no, he got to you first. Come on. Hey, I was gonna tell you guys today is my birthday. But then I remember Brodie doesn't give a ship, so you know what, Fuck you, Brodie. That's fine, just kidding. That's Jerry from Upstate checking in on text machine on the text messages earlier today during the show, someone texted in start up, start Up Thursday and follow that up with Brody with scary. Yeah, alright, I may tweet that. You could say what you want. No, no, I'm listen. Everyone has their own opinions. I'm just saying, you want to talk about opinions. How about the asshole on my Instagram who said he tried listening to it. I'm gonna read it verbatim verbatim, or as you would say, verbiim verbonum verbim. We'll explain the context of this, okay, So you okay, we should first of all, thank you slices. Scary and I brilliant, scary, scary, and brody. We the Brooklyn Boys this week on the Heart Radio Top one hundred countdowns for the week. For last week, I was like one one. We finished in the top ten, number nine, not ten. We didn't just like scrape the ten. We jumped into the pool, got up to our ankles. That number number nine in the ten pool of the top most listen to podcasts on I Heart Radio, which is a hundred thousand ourselves, which, by the way, you know, maybe you can help us out by listening on Spotify. We'd like to get into or iTunes. Well, okay, let's get into their top one. I do want to break that. We gotta that's a difficult one, man. I want to shout out one because because in my apartment, because he's now screenshots all of the different platforms he's listening on. So he listens on Spotify, iTunes, and I Heart Radio. That's three listens. But again to remind you, if you listen to three on one of them, it counts as one. You get one. Wait, if I listen to Spotify, doesn't account that we were on the platform. If you listen to three episodes on any one platform, we get credit in the downloads that we can then send into the sales department and impress them to try to get its. Week four, we haven't had one sponsor. Yeah, we're looking for sponsors, but for this particular contest, for the I Heart Radio thing, it's a dumb thing. We've explained to you before. It's one unique listener per day. So if my mom goes on and listens to ten episodes, we get credit for one episode, which is even more impressive that we made number nine. But if you listen to one episode on iTunes and then switch over and listen to one episode, even if it's the same episode on Spotify or it's a different log in, and so we get another credit. That's or if you go to your desktop and listen on a desktop site or your laptop, I pay your pay whatever, but we we we we just want you to listen. Just just enjoy the podcast. Whatever you did, thank you, and don't download. Also, I understand there was some beef yesterday on the Brooklyn Boys a Facebook page. Apparently there was some relationship argument. Now we don't involve ourselves with that, but all I'm gonna say is, guys, we're all in the same boat. You all love the show in the podcast, don't fight why they're fighting with there's in fighting amongst Yeah, we don't want that. We don't want that. So go back to the Instagram post where okay, we posted like, hey guys, thank you. We it was a thank you to you guys for listening, and we were very excited as you can imagine. You guys know we've been dying to get into the top ten. So we may never get into the top ten again. So Bertie and Night we both screenshot at the well Ice screenshot at its end, the scary I want photo credit. I didn't get photo credit. Well, no, I I went. I went to the app. You might know. You this exact same picture. You can't prove lying back, can't prove it. Really, I went to the site the same way. You did, exact measurements, exact croppage. Because it's cropping. You didn't that's not a picture. You didn't crop it, lying bastard. Okay, So I'm not going to mention this guy's name, but he's an ass. No, I'm not gonna no, I'm I'm gonna say that. I'm gonna say he used. He went on my Instagram and I wrote my accolades and he want to read what I wrote to the slices hold on, He wrote, well, I'll get that you want to hold up yours and I'll read the response. I'm eating cupcakes. It's a great one. Why we have to sit here and point out the negative, Well, that's the kind of people we are. You notice that I didn't say anything about all the wonderful accolades that people wrote under what I'm about to read you only uh, oh my god, there's all these people with LinkedIn Facebook. Instagram tends to come up because everybody's in my ship. So I wrote, well, this was particularly nice to wake up to today. David Brodie and I made the top ten most listen to podcasts on I Heart Radios Top one d list with our Brooken Boys podcast. Thank you Slices for all love and support. We're just two guys from Brooklyn who thought someone would want to hear a take on the world and expected only our parents to listen. This is a whole other level. If we go top five, maybe I'll buy Brody another state dinner since I already bought him to That's why you went off the rails that's that's fake news right now. Thank you. Listen back to the old episode and make your own judgment anyway. Then I promote the podcast, and I did a whole bunch of hashtags, all right, and a lot of wonderful comments. And then this guy chimes in one i'd like to read. He said, y'all's podcast is boring. First of all, uh, you know it's the Brooken Boys podcast. I don't think you're allowed to use y'alls on our on our page, y'alls, yeah, just your your would be fine. But all right, y'all's podcast is boring. I'm so sorry to say. Now I'm gonna stop you right there. J H initials j H to be sorry about what you're sorry to say. You're not sorry because you're saying. No one forced you to type it right, You're not. You don't have to say it right. He writes, I'm sorry to say pride. Listening to an episode of your podcast and it nearly put me to slid S L D D. Okay, so we know what kind of person we're dealing with already. I assume he meant sleep, but I didn't bother attacking him for the slid it put him to slid and then Brody rope. Hey at that guy. Some opinions don't need to be shared, especially when someone is excited and happy about something. That's the worst time to take a ship on their happiness. And then I chimed in, hey, so and so. Nobody asked you, I'm sorry to say. This is a post. Nice nice usage of that. Yeah, I love throwing it back in their face their own words. This is a post about a milestone we reached, a personal achievement I felt like sharing with my Instagram friends. Nobody was taking a poll, Nor did I ask you how you felt sorry to say? Because why would he impart his opinion double sorry to say, I'm sorry at the beginning, in the end, just in case you know, I would like all of you listening if you tweet us this week, just for this week, the week of just put sorry to say somewhere in your tweet sorry to say, hashtag sorry to say, yeah, like oh, I listen to the episode three times sorry to say or I'm sorry to say, but I laughed at your bby. So funny that the words sorry to say mean the exact opposite, Right, You're not sorry, He's not sorry. Sorry. Okay, So we pointed this out to Elvis on the Big Show I was to in the morning show. Yeah, and then he read and read that whole thing we did, and we all agreed that this guy, you know, did not not do the right thing. Is that what happens? Scary? Then he slides into my d M with with an apology. You would think, I would think because a lot of because a lot of people jumped on him. Thanks for mentioning my negative Instagram post live on the air. It was negative, scary Jones. I really appreciate that. Oh, you're welcome. And then he called some girl a fat slut. Um, So this guy is not playing with a full deck anyway. I deleted that comment, but his original comments up there go to at scary Jones. Well, now that I know that he saw our replies, he didn't reply to my reply. He's wrong. Well, I was waiting for him to reply to my replies and then I could block him knowing he saw it. Did you lock in your fingers? He's licking his face. He is really good. I did block a guy this week. Um goes back to the theory you can't insult someone on social media. And then write L Well, you can't do that. That doesn't make up what about a j K? No, so I put up. I rarely put up pictures of myself because number one, I feel sometimes sometimes it's a little braggy, and I already put it up if it's fun, if it's timely. Have you gone through Instagram? Yeah, I know that's what people do. No, no no, but I don't like to. I don't. I like to put up pictures of places I've been, but I don't. I don't put up a lot of pictures of me, mostly because and you guys know this, and you do it anyway. I love you. But oh, look, he's smiling. I've asked you. I begged you not to comment with I smile. I don't smile whatever. That's just like when you stick your neck out like that, that's you. No, you, you look up, you have a chin up. Hi, it's up. Can we finish my point? Oh? Yeah, go ahead. Don't criticize how I stand? Did I did? I stought this? I'm sorry, sorry, I don't. I don't believe I said. Interrupt me and then you should insult me? Why not? Everyone's taking shots? But continue? Okay, Yeah, I don't know, why not hit the closet. I'm done. I'm done for tonight. I'm done. What I mean, you've done what you were you talking? You asked, I'm talking about somebody who was a dick, and now you're being that dick. But continue on the point on your path of calling that person a dick, because quite only you have a problem with it because you finally put up a picture of yourself when you rarely do. Let me help you get back into this. And then apparently you have a critique about my pictures. What did the person have to say? It's irrelevant, but they said something negative about me, and they did l O L, So I blocked them. It is not funny to be hurtful and then go l O L like I'm just kidding. People do to me all day. Well you deserve it, because you're a dick. You do that. But we do that to each other in real life. But you and I could do that to each other, some friends, some stranger kid. Look if if that guy was doing that to his buddy's picture. Hey, Mike, your eyes are too close together. L O L. That's not what he said it. My eyes are fine, right. That's you and your buddy, that's your stick. You don't know me, right we he and I don't have that stick, especially in a public forum, to insult me and then go L O L. Well, l L makes it all better. It wipes the slate clean. Right, No, it doesn't. Well, according to him, it does, and that's what people l O L is loser online in that case, that's what it stands for. Psychologically, that's what they're thinking. That's like at the end of the day when that's like, I'm not I'm just saying you clear, you clear the black boy. Your mother's a horn. I'm just saying like that. That means like I'm not I'm not saying your mom's a horn. I'm just saying. I'm just saying she sleeps with a lot of men for money. That's all I'm just saying, right, like, not your mom, I'm in general, that's what it was. It was like, L L. Can't we be nice to each other? I would like that I'm not being nice? Well, all right, um, I have the shop give an apology jingle you want to play or something. I don't have one. No one I would. You haven't bought me two steak dinners. I bought you too. Now it's too I bought you too. I don't even think you bought me. One one was the one I tried to buy for you. I tried to buy me. Thank you. You heard it. I took the time, I took the time. Energy and it's no back talk, no back seas at any time the energy. Listen to the episode. And then the second one, did you I'm sorry you ate a steak dinner on my tab? Hold on when we went away on Instagram? Did you say I put in the time and effort for a steak dinner? You said I bought him a stake dinner. You just said I tried to buy you a steak dinner and I didn't thank you. The second one I bought you, No you did not. Clearly did the money came out of my pocket? And no, you done came out of yours? Okay. With the first steak dinner, I paid a hundred dollars in the tip because even though the dinner was free, I can't. I'm like, you know what this is on me tonight? Technically technically dollars out and you and stop of fifty dollars out, I'm a hundred dollars because fifty dollars was for your half of the tip. So if you want to say fifty dollars of my ev the tip, if you think fifty dollars is fair payment for the yeah, five thousand dollars. I got you at the risk of my career New York and in New York at a New York City steakhouse and you're not getting potatoes. Laming you one will run you fifty dollars. It's not a steak dinner, though, a steak dinner minimum eating at dinner, steak dinner in New York minimum? What you was likener? You on me three quarters of a dinner? At least at least you're a schnurer speaking of prices? Is that a snur? Is that? Is that what you speaking of prices? We got a tweet here from Abby Yes, yeah, it means somebod who wants more than they want every less penny. I just want my steak dinner. Nope, So we got a tweet from Abbey Heart tongue at ab underscore heart. That's odd. She should have just been Abbey Heart tongue. How many Abbey Heart tongues do you think we're on Twitter. Do you think somebody at Abbey Hartongue and she couldn't get it? What's the last word? The last she's got ab underscore heart, ab underscore heart. Why would you want to underscore? It's the second page of the keyboards, but not even on the front. Like when my Twitter used to be David underscore Brody because I didn't have David broke and I have it, by the way, I got I got the the at David Brody Christian News Network tweets this weekend. You know what? Oh you did? Well I can imagine what was because somebody liked his book, right, Yeah, he wrote a book. So everyone was like, fuck you funk the book. So and they were like fuck me. But I'm like, I didn't write the book, all right. So if you're not following this on social media, please do oh at David Brody, at Scary Jones, at the Brooklyn Boys on Twitter and Facebook as well at the Brooklyn Boys, yeah, Instagram and Instagram. Yeah yeah, okay, all right. So she said, I went to check out having absolutely no idea what I was about to pay for these carrots. The carrots sign says ready for this two slash dollars signed three dollars right, each two for three dollars each? How much is that three dollars because it's three dollars each, so two of them will be six? Well, if it's two for three dollars each each, or is it six dollars because you're paying three dollars each? Read it again, it's two for three dollars. It's too a slash, so that means four slash dollars signed three zero zero is little zero and then a slash e a. So two for three dollars each. So what there? It's poorly written, but I think they do mean a dollar fifty apiece, So I said, that's fantastic. Was it three dollars or six dollars because it's two for three dollars each? Or is it too three dollars each? So she said no, they charged your dollar fifty each. Correct, But the way it's written shouldn't have the word each. There two for three dollars, but they wrote two for three dollars each. That's not a thing. But each two is three dollars. That would be what it should have just right, But maybe they meant each as okay, a pair, but a pair here and a pair they're a pair there. I think they took the setting on the on the screen of three dollars each. Yeah, they and they stuck a two slash in. Look that up, so um yeah, I have more of those. Will read later. But did a cover that? Do you think it's weird that I'm carrying a shopping bag from a strip club? I just noticed that. Look at that. It's a black plastic bag shopping bag. This is from the club eleven, not a sponsor. They're in Miami, but they're they're a strip club, but they're also a nightclub. They're open. Now when I see a shopping bag, I think one of two things, So hear me out. One they're selling souvenirs or merchandise, in which case are you buying? Like, uh, don't answer these a rhetorical Are you buying a G string with the club name on it? Are you buying pasties? Do you pay with whatever money of left in your pocket? Or is it leftover from the food, because like you take a little to go bag. I would don't think even me, I'm not sure I would take home left over some strip club. It was Andrew from the Serial Killers podcast was laughing his ass off he was, what what kind of shopping bag is that? And I'm like, it's from eleven the club. He was a strip club shopping bag like like, it's kind of out of the ordinance. What are you shopping for? Right? Well, the truth is I got got the broken mic again. They gave me one of their hats and they who has a hat with a strip club? Oh my god? What are you? The girls gone? Wild? Guy? No I have. It's a blue hat. Let me tell you something about the eleven? How you don't even wear hats? No? I do, though, I do though for eleven? I do, Yes, I've I've been seen. Because you know, just a sponsor. I don't know about you, son of a bit, because you keep saying their name like you can't help yourself. It's a popular place and not not a sponsor. But here's why. Because if you know, you know, see if you don't know, if you don't know, now you know, now you know. But the truth is the club eleven, you know, their merch and their hat and everything is very popular. So why because people know it? It's a known it's a known thing, it's a known entity. But just because it's known doesn't mean it's a thing it is because it's it's not I want to subtle, it's a subtle pervy. You get a T shirt that has fake boobs on it, like I get. And by the way, it's women who love that hat and love that logo. So if I wear this that they think that. You know, if I wear this hat, you know, and you know what it is. I've been there. Oh my god, Yeah, all of a sudden, you're cool. But if that's you're a guy who needs to go to a strip club. But it's a cool strip club. It's not just a strip club. It's it's seven. It's an experience. Don't experienced, it's experience so porn hub. But if you don't know, then it's it's just a hat that says eleven. That's all because the two l's and eleven are ones that look like E WON one E V E N. But like if I if the thing is, if I wore a hat that said porn Hub, you'd be like, oh my god, you fucking creep. Why what's the beauty of eleven? It's that people don't know what it is. But if you do know what it is, then you're a perv too. Then you've been love clubs, I'm not. Everybody's like it's like a little elbow jam like you've been to okay, son, so what so why what? Everybody loves it? So why don't you wear um uh flash dancers in New York? That's filthy, that's called fingers? Why is that? Why is that creepy? Should we call the girls in and see what they know? Girls? They're not gonna New York girls are't gonna know a strip club in my mommy, Okay, I didn't say a word to any of them. Hold on, what's called Diana? And again? And he was on last week? What's her name? Jesse's here? What's her name? Jesse? Jesse? Jesse's a friend struggling for the words Jesus lock. You don't have to get up anyway, just get up and asking to come in. She's not gonna know both, you know not? The Deanna has already been on. Come on, the door's locked. The door locks. After twelve news scary wants. You asked you a question you're not going to know the answer to, and get near Mike Chess, You're not do here, Come on, just get over this. Not the same Mike, my God, have you not known anything in your internship? So joining us in the room are Deanna, who's our video producer. Ali might know because Ali no, I don't know this. Hold on, Ali will ask last. Okay, let's see Ali remembers the doors locked because you walk right into the door, coming open the door for her boom chest first. If the door opened by pulling the handle wouldn't have worked by she pushing the other side. You gotta on do the security Welcome to day. Hold on, So joining us in the rom a Diana, our video producer, who was here last week. It was a birthday yesterday, Happy birthday. Thank you. This is two weeks in a row, so don't expect to be on next week. Questions. Second in the room, Jesse It turned chess Jessie jess who by the way, it's a second semester cocktail waitress at Barr anticipation in the summer Jersey Bar if you prefer now now, let me ask you a question. Do you wear bar a merchandise? It's such a great place. He doesn't. He's done paid appearances there. He does? Does the pony races right? Or the what is it? Pyces? Yeah? Blow up ponies sponsor sponsor, but I brought it up. Okay, okay, No. Third in the room is Ali, our digital producer runs up dot com or social media and formerly of Bees in the Trap podcast on the Micy God damn it. By the way, why did that get this continued? Because one of them moved to California? I'm sorry, like you can't do a podcast from coast to from coast to coast. All right, I've got a drop I didn't load into the computer of Scary fucking up on the radio yesterday next week, episode one four team. Okay, I'm going to show you a logo. You're gonna say if it looks familiar to you or not, or if you know what it is. Step one is do you recognize it? Don't give an opinion on don't say what it is first. Don't read it out loud because I wanted I want them so yes or no? Jesse, have you seen this or know what this is? Yes? You you you've seen this logo? Yes, and you know what this is? Yes? All that's that the tana come over here? No, no, just turn just turn the bag around. Have you seen this logo? Who knows the questions already. You've never seen You don't know what that is? Whatever? Okay? Do you not know how to play the game? Don't say anything? Ali, sorry? Do you know what this is? Or have you seen this logo before? You don't know what this club? Girls? All right? I went to Miami one time. But you don't know what this is? Okay, Jess, you know what that is? Yes, okay, what is it? It's a strip club. If you saw somebody wearing a shirt or a hat with that logo, would it impress you? Would you? What would you think? What would come to your mind? If you say, is it a guy? I'm I'm a dude and I'm wearing a hat that says eleven. I don't know. It's a little weird. Why is it weird? I don't like people just don't wear strip club? Merchant? Thank you, thank you. But she knew what it was. I did think it was on They went to Jersey Shore. I know, Charles Manson is doesn't make it cool. They went to it on Jersey Shore, Jersey Shore. They went there, of course. And then when we wear people, we went to like a club cross the street from it. You went to h I know you went to the one when it calls at ten o'clock in the morning, it's yeah, you have to be on some ship. Is that the one went to It was like ten warehouses? Which is the one? We went to a club that's a warehouse. Yeah, it's weird, but hie, we have more people where we have people coming. So okay, do you know any guys who would wear a strip club hat and then be impressed when they see another guy in the strip club in Jersey? Yeah? Probably on the Jersey Shore. Yeah, not like not at Princeton University clarify Jersey. I wouldn't go up to them and be like, Wow, that's a real cool hat. But I would you give money to naked ladies? How cool? Are you know? But the thing is, it's not just a strip club, it's an actual experience. It's a seven place, and there's more women there that show up than guys. He's practicing for his girlfriend, which he is. Oh no, honey, it's true. It's an experience on the wall. The articles continue. I'm pretty sure they went here on real house eves of Orange County this season. The right hats and right they give away like bucket hats and yeah, so they took them and they wore them the rest of their vacation in Miami and are or weird? If I was just wearing an eleven hat, I would judge you. What would you say? I mean, like any guy that like where something from a strip club is funny. If you just saw it, well now that I'm looking at it, and you said it was a strip club now at all, but had the street and not known, you would think. Yeah. My point was it would go over everybody's head, so you don't know. Then you don't know, but if you know, you're in on it, I would not. Jesse. My first thought when I saw that was did seven eleven redo its logo? Literally, that's what I thought, does look like that? The point is you're saying scary. The only people that would know that would give you the wink. Other dudes who go to strip clubs and women for me, I would know, would you give them the wink? Though I don't think so. It's a little like but it was creepy. It's not like I have. It's not like this is like flash do you know what this is? It's not like okay, Delilahs den okay, if you're if you're driving down the road, right, and you're in a nice let's say you're in a red Porsche. You pull up next to someone in a red Porsch. You're looking to go, hey man, yeah, right. If you're in a shitty banged up Saturn and someone comes up to the light next to it, a shitty banged up Saturn, you both give that look like this is our lives. When a shitty banged up Saturn, you don't go, dude, banged up Saturn, Yeah, you get up. Heaven is not. That's a terrible analogy, very poor, because eleven is of actually actually a very upscale place where women take their clothes off and what other women show up because it's the end. It's the night ender in Miami. It's the official place to end your night four or five, six in the morning showing up. Or you have a life and you have a family and friends to hang out with, you don't need to complete your night at a strip club. Listen, I like going to strip clubs. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. The women are stripped, the great people. That doesn't make it any cooler. It doesn't gone in Vegas. Don't you strip clubs? Yeah? They're fun are the logo? I guess you would. If they gave Ali an eleven hat, she would a literally be wearing it her. Okay, do you like Baskin Robin's ice cream? Was that? I probably would be wearing it at mass. I love that somebody handed you an eleven hat. The girls on Orange County you're wearing it. The jersey short people are wearing it, and somebody gave you one for free. What would you wear one? I think I would only wear it on my trip. Yeah, but like I wouldn't wear it walking down the streets of New What do you think I whip it out? You think I wore a strip club This is a this is a vacation only hat. I don't know what would I go on vacation? I wear a strip club hat? Hey, look at me, I'm on vacation. I did wear it on a cruise line once over. Nobody really like, oh, what what's that? Right? What you kind of what kind of what kind of status do you want? If you don't know that? What do you rather wearing Elvis Duran Morning Show shirt? People go, oh, I like what you do? Really? I mean no, I know, really fun? But like that clip. I'm gonna gift to Elvis to play on the air. Yeah, let me know. I said you and you said, fuck no, the show that pays your bills. Elvis would Elvis Duran would not wear it because his chase is the logo. He is Elvis Duran. I'm Scary Jane. What's your name? Isn't in the logo? You can't wear a logo of his name? Is? Is that logo I can wear. I can wear whatever I want the way it's cool or not to wear the logo of where you work. We talked about h jackets. Those are the only jackets I are. You're ashamed of where you work. I'm not ashamed, But you walk on the strip club, it's redundant. I show up at a ZE one hundred appearance, they see Scary Jones. They don't need to see a show. I'll tell right now. What's redundant is that facing that body, having to tell people you go to a strip club. Bullshit, that's what's done. I don't work for the strip club. I could wear their logo and that's why that's why we have the Elvis de Rancho shirts. It's for the listeners, it's for people that want people who are fans of the morning show, and you're gonna opening up a merch store student for the Brooklyn Boys. So you're comparing, Yes we are, we're gonna and and by the way, but we are gonna have Brooklyn Boys shirts. Okay, I'm not gonna go around wearing a Brooklyn Boys T shirt. You want to sell him, you will, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna take a marker and X out in your face. It's cheesy, it's corny, and actually is people will judge you and they're like as opposed to like you're the girl's gone wild guy, you're like working out with the hat on. Don't compare it to girls. Diamond, let me get diamonds. You want to see if she knows the logo. Let's play this game again. I'll play this all day. Brody just doesn't understand because he lives in his own glass bubble. That's the problem, Ladies. He doesn't. It doesn't get anything recreational or fun or outgoing or partying. Hi, Diamond, how are you? That's right? I'm gonna bubble have because it's noticed that we're too quiet on this podcast. Can I can we just can we just cut to the chase show of the bag? Have you ever seen or heard of this logo? No? Okay, now I'm gonna cut to the chase. That's a popular strip club in Miami. Oh yeah, just lit up. She wants to go there. But every single girl in this room, did you fine? Women like on the women's bodies, You and I wouldn't go to a male strip club. On the conversation, we can talk about that diamond. What would you think of a guy, let's say, scary walking down the streets to Miami. He's on a one A and he's strutting down. He's walking You're in South Beach. Excuse me, right, you're in South Beach. Right, he's walking down the street in South Beach. Baby, he's near the maybe he's on the beach whatever. And he's wearing a hat from that strip club you now, you know he's like, oh, that's a strip club. You look at him and go, yeah, strip you went to that? Yeah that's cool. And we're like, what would you say, I'm thinking any works there? Or or uh don't I had a call he works there? Do you think that? Okay, let's let's say you knew. Let's say you knew of what this was. It's it's it's a hat that says eleven. Would you judge me? What would you? Would you think, Oh my god, he's cool. I wouldn't gone there to like how would you? What would you know? I wouldn't think you were cool, but not diamond? You live in a bubble? Would you think? Would you have a party and have fun? Would you have a creep? Though? I wouldn't think you were a creep? I'd just say, what is this guy wearing the strip club logo on his hat? Thank you? That's thank you, thank you, thank you? Sorry? No, no, no no, no no no, let's go back around. Now. Who thinks it's cool if he wears the hat or it's a little yess. I don't think it's cool. I think it makes you seem like a frequent flyer. One for Brodia Diana cooler. It's for brodi Ali For me, dog got a m is split four slash zero right down the left. It wouldn't be weird in Miami where it is. It's only it wouldn't be that weird if it was a female too. Okay, now the tables are turned. Yeah, Okay. So if a girl was wearing you all feel like it's it was cool, It would be cool. I would think she were cool. Yeah, I would think she worked there too, right, all right, okay, we're good. Were good, dog good? We good? You're not good. Four women in their early twenties who all go out and party and all the time. Let's be clear, they all love strips. I don't have been to a cub love the strip club has nothing to do with wearing the hat, but they all would wear it. I wouldn't wear it except for I would wear it on vacation. That's two right at all? But but Ali would Yeah, okay, Jess, when you'd wear would you wear it in like St. Louis on vacation? It's a bit maybe like at the pool. That's it as a bay. That's where I've worn it at a pool double and on the cruise. Hold on on the cruise and it didn't work. Okay, ladies, one more time around the room, more to hold on? More douche or same? Do she if he's wearing a pool side? Yes? In Miami? Hold on beat context, Please you haven't flipped around? No, I worked straight on. It's still enough so more do by the pool? No, but I think less do she by pool? More? In street? Correct? Does the hat look exactly like the bag, like black with gold letters, because then it's a blue hat with white lettering. Oh no, no, no, no white hot blue lettering and you can get away with it white with blue worn't no, no, no no, Diamond, why is it now? It's just it's just not a vibe. Scary. What about a black on black that give me a heart attack? No, it's just it's just not a vibe, not no vibe. Okay, from I will promise you right now here we go from now on. This is this logo is emblazing in all your heads. You will fucking text me because because they're all over the place, you will then be like, holy shit, scary. I saw somebody wearing I saw some girl, I saw some guy, and you will have texting me. You'll see it really is a vibe. You just don't know about it. Am I explaining some ship? What do you call that ship? Hey, Diamond? Because you're walking down the street and saw a guy is mid to late sixties wearing a jacket with little epaulets and it said members only on it. You'd recognize that as a member's only jacket from the seventies and eighties. But that would make it a vibe, right, No, that's his vibe, okay, but it's none the less. So that means it's a commonly seen thing. You're gonna be like, oh my god, it's like it's like dog ship on the streets in then it's everywhere some cool guy it holy ship, and then all of a sudden it's cool totally because because say, the same thing with like attractive like men and stuff, if they're wearing it like all of a sudden. For instance, if you're in South Beach and a smoking hot guy with a six pack is wearing a speedo, you go, he's hot. But yeah, but but you still might do him because he's hot. Scary's in the speedo. Totally different thing probably, but yeah, alright, So then you have to be hot to wear the hat. No, you have to be hot, and so you don't have to wear the hat. You gotta be so hot. You don't have to go. Hot guy wearing this hat, would you think any less of him? I would think yes, diamond wood, diamond wood, but Ali, No, Ali wouldn't for you to get a pass alie standards. She's single right now, she's what are you compulating? It's coffing season, comping season with hot because for you, it's always coughing season. She's looking a cough guys, she's looking at it's coughing season. And actually you're talking to a guy now, multiple guys. Now, of all the guys you're currently talking to, would any of them be more attractive you in a strip club hat? No, is almost over, by the way, No, it kind of is over because you really coffing season is when you're trying to get the guy, and you're trying to get the guy before the holidays. But now so now it's like, okay, now you want to try and break up with people so you can be single for summer. Part of you like realizing like, oh, what was I just cold? Or do I actually like them? That's like to make a real decision if the guy's worth holding through the summer. Yeah, that's really like April. April is when you see the most like breakups, Like that's when you'll see me uncoffed and then and then you can't really take off, And that's when she's wearing her eleven hat. Yeah, nothing, it's a bag inside of a bag, double band my tupperware. I brought my food from home. You brought your lunch. Such a loser. That's the pot calling the kettle black. By the way, I don't pretend. I don't pretend. I'm just me. I don't put on airs. You put on airs. No, I don't who I am. This is who I am. No, you're the guy who puts on a strip club had to be cool. All the strip club guys go at the pool. You will never anywhere. What if the other guy one of them? What if the other guy wearing the eleven hat who recognized you wearing your eleven hat, is only wearing the eleven hat because he wants people to think he's cool. And so both you guys are both not cool. I have a picture, a picture. I have a picture of Ali and me. Yeah, I'm in the hat. Look look it up. Look at our old pictures together to you and me. I know at the full side, I was thinking karaoke stuff. Okay, Now, was Ali was Aliet? Was Alie attracted to At that point She's like, oh my god, I wish i'd sin this guy is in the strip club. My point is she saw me in that hat all afternoon, right, and it went over her head, and or she didn't want to insult you. No, No, she didn't know what it was at the time. And by the way, I didn't. How is that a defense. The defense is because the very beginning of this conversation, I said, the coolness of the hat is. If you don't know, then who cares? No one knows. And if you know, then you know she did know. She has a picture of me in the hat with her. Yeah. And if I if I'm recalling the picture correctly, I believe I'm in a black hat too. I'm making I'm yeah, I'm not doing using my Okay, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna I'm gonna go all the way out to the I'm going all in. I'm all in inside. Now, if I'm wearing a swastika and no one knows what everyone knows what that is. But if nobody knows what it is, it's fine, right, it's fine right, By the way, as a Jew, I can I can make that reference. You can make the reference, but it's no comparison. No, I went hardcore. I'm just saying the fact that Ali didn't know the hat was a strip club hat. Doesn't help your case. Now if you had said Ali knew it was a strip club and didn't say anything to me, he was fine with it. What does that prove? We're in a podcast. What is the picture gonna help anything? To watch? Holding up to the mic, the pictures you can hear how the hat is. Listen to the hate? No, no, no, you know? Is there audio? Can go? Is it a video? Because it actually is a video? Right, this is a great it's a great hat. Yes, there, it's a video. I don't even know what it is. It's no, it is a video. Yeah, because they were in Where are we in Miami? Or were we in either Miami or Mexico. That was when we didn't see Brody for four days? Oh yeah, that's Mexico. Oh that was when I was sick. Yeah, that went to I talked about that, right, Okay, good, I guess we're done here. I can't find it right now. I can find it click, I just don't have my phone. Do that all right? I love you guys, Bye bye, scary. That was fun. I like being right, just got a random venmo. Why do people do this? But I don't know you from a home the wall, and you're gonna request me of Venmo, request me for your college tuition twenty You have to see this, Brodie. I can't believe it. Somebody wants twenty bucks from you. I opened up, I opened up my Venmo today and here is a request from let's see the person's name. Let me get it. Hold on, did you Mike for incess going through the phone? Why just taking forever? Okay, here it is. This is by the way, if this person asking you for money worked at eleven, they would need college tuition. Yeah. And but like, can I just just for the record say something. I like strip clubs. I go to them. I respect people to work there. I was just giving scary crap for wearing the hat. Nothing wrong with strip clubs. So a Viva requests twenty dollars and the note was grad school tuition. Oh well, they're trying to make something of themselves. Exclamation point. So this person, who I do not know, thinks that you'll trust them enough to give them twenty dollars. Just I'm just gonna just siphon twenty dollars from my bank account to your Venmo. Yeah, people do this why why don't you uh find a way to send them that. If I send him a dollar, then then they're a stripper. No, I don't send them anything. I don't know. I would. I would send him nothing. I would sell him ha. I would send him a haha. Thanks for wasting my time of EVA. Can you say, can you what's the smallest amount you can VENMO? A dollar? That's no good. I wouldn't waste the dollar in a joke? Would you waste a quarter? Ten cents? Ten cents? You can do a dime? Yeah, we do a dime the price of maybe one of our bonus podcasts. If we do that. By the way, scary and I we should talk about that. Think it's gonna be more scary and I had a conversation. We're gonna pick a date. Uh yeah, we're gonna pick a date that we're gonna put our heads together. We're gonna start at Brooklyn Boys merch store. We have some ideas. I'm gonna hopefully try to figure out a way to mass produce something that Brooklyn Boys oppoly game for trademark on the real name. Would would would you buy it? Would people buy it? I think they would. I think they would have some ideas on how to just tweak a little bit, but it's fantastic. We have to talk to the creators there and work out a deal. But we're gonna have uh T shirts of course, and then uh when we're ready to do this and we have everything you know set up, we will then ask you guys, not now, but for feedback on what kind of items like beer coozies and want but like should we have socks or should we have hoodies or like patches, But we'll figure it out. Screen screens something, yeah, like a screen, some of your computer, a phone case, what would what would be the and the android phone will say brody and scary and the iPhone case will say scar because they know he's so quick. Question. Yeah, let's take a poll. What types of merch would you like to see? Not listen to this podcast? No? No No, didn't I just say even I know we need a forum for it. You just can't have him coming in everywhere. No, but not now. I'm not not ready for that, ready for it because we won't be able to remember all of them. We're a month and a half away. Okay, use hashtag Brooklyn Boys Merch. M R h hashtag Brooklyn Boys merch do us a favor, stick to the reasonable stuff like I want to mount what would you legitimately buy? Right? No, no, no no, brookn we need this now, we need to make this list, car magnet, windows, sticker. Think if anything you could possibly we could put put our logo on that you would your mother? Your mother? Yeah? How about a pizzeria with Brooklyn buck By. How about the number one with a logo and you just go, it's another one another when you see it on the road, you'd be like another one. And I like that. We had to do that one number one with orange and blue and our in our logo and like do you see it? You go? Another one? Another one? What about a lunch box? Also? No, also give us some our Brooklyn Boys catch phrases that you would like to see emblazoned on a shirt or on merch? Right, I think, f you ape seventy seven is something we gotta put on something? Do you think so? Yeah? Something like they be in the corner like small. I keep thinking like would someone wear it out? Though? We Oh, I got it. How about a Brooklyn Boys jersey? Right? Like a T shirt? Like a jersey on the back. It says Abe as the last name and seventy seven is the number. People would not wear that? Yes they would, there's no way. First of all, let me see them you go f you a s that's it A jersey and abbe across the back name and the number seventy seven. That's got to do that. I don't that's good. Here's to think that's good in theory. But would it sell? Would people I would buy one spend their hard listen? I feel for our listeners. People don't make a whole lot of money. We don't people. You know, people are dead ass broke, So would they? You know what else? We need? A Brooklyn Voice pizza cutter. That's a that's a no, that's a no brainer. That's no brand I Broken Boys pizza cuter. But but I don't think anyone would spend because it would cost of the jersey. No, it's good, like you buy it? Did the T shirts like in the sporting stores dollars hard earned money. Let us know, let's not debate it, just let us know, all right, just great with that Ape seventy seven shirt. But what if the name on the back was foo Abe You think Foobo would jump in on it. No f you a b well foo bou f you. Right, I'm just I'm just trying to a little play on what how about that? Okay? Would it be better to have F you and then space ABE seventy seven or just Ape seventy seven and just you know, you go F you. I don't know if people would really wear that, and then you only wear it through and you only wear it when you're when you're talking with your mouthful of food. Yeah, the pizza cutter everyone, I'd like um yeah, I would like a cheese grater, a bottle opener, you know for popping bottles, or some ship like you know, like you can't open. Or how about we sell no ice? We do that, ice sell no ice? All right, all right? What I'm saying? Oh ice? Oh no ice? Ice scrapers. Look look for your car, the ice scraper. No ice. No, I don't know. These are half baked ideas. How about we sell things like a like a screen to put over your glass you can't put ice in the cup. I like that. I like that a lot. But iPhone cases, oh or the pop hold on, hold on, hold on again? What podcast you're listening to? We had a whole conversation that's right now. Android and no, no, no, no, not the case. My mind is racing the pop pop thing that that goes on the iPhone case or on the case, you know the thing that it's kind of it's like an accordion pulls out and you hold the phone by that. I don't have one of those. I don't what they called the sockets pop sockets. Yes, everything looking boys logoed pop sock get m hm pop socket. That's definite. You know why because then anytime they take out the camera and then they you know, that's it's an advertising people, but they have to make short straight people in this upside down. It's what supported the people in the picture, like, hey, who'd you get that pop scket? What does it say? The whole back of the case would have a logo uh huh. But Android is a lot of we have to have a lot of different sizes or just whatever Android phone I have at that moment. All all, all right, you got something for us. I got a lot of things I want to I want to have a rant. I got a couple of rands. Let me give you just one little thing have here? Oh okay, So we already we already played one of them. So huge baseball scandal right last week two weeks ago, Houston Astros cheating manager, fired, general manager, fired fines, draft picks, lost the whole thing. Well, the and Red Sox manager, Mets manager fire all big thing. I know the details. The point was the way it got started was a guy um named uh fires things, Mike fires, don't don't tweet me. H. He was on the Astro on the that'll be on the MIDA. Don't tweet me. Absolutely. He is now on the Oakland A's. He went to the media and told the media some media outlet I remember which one it was, doesn't matter, and told on his on the Astros. Now that he's on the A's in the same division, he's like, hey, I guess what those guys are cheating and they have a system. He blew the lid off them, blew it up. So then the debate. People are debating now whether or not as the whistleblower he did the right thing or the wrong thing. Some people think it was right to like he should told all his teammates, hey man, they're gonna be stealing our signs. But he shouldn't have gone to the media and so the whole league could know. He shouldn't have blown it up, like, oh, he used to be on your team and fuck his old teammates. So this was a clip. I want you to see what this guy is saying. He's trying to say this guy is gonna be looked down upon. But then he uses a word I'm not sure the meaning of, here we go baseball. Doesn't like rats okay, and whether you like what he did or not, it kind of glumps him in to Oh, okay, he he glumps him in with everyone else who did something wrong. So I know that it would be lump, But what is the g one confusing? I don't know. Play it again? Oh oh, I know again again groups, groups, and lumps. There you go. He had a brain farm. Doesn't like rats okay, and whether you like what he did or not, it kind of glumps him in to that type of he got groups and lump. It was. That's a song by the President's United States. Right, he's glump, she's lump, she's lump his friends out? No, no, no, no no, okay. Yeah, how's that kind of television? He glumped? That's it's he glumped. Don't your gloss over it. No, I'm not gonna gloss already glown gloss over the glump. Okay, give the guy a break. We all make the mistakes. Oh except for you, Brodie, don't make mistakes. I do make mistakes. Oh yeah, what have you ever admit to a mistake when I came on the podcast today and expected you to be nice to me? Uh, something is wrong with episode one? Why do you say? Now we are up to episode that is roughly fifteen or sixteen weeks ago because we had some weeks off. Let me guess it's low. The listening is low. Um, I can tell you right now without looking. It does not have a sexy title. Okay, so the title used to be episode of hundred free Ship for us, that was the episode we got the Brooklyn Boys Monopoly games. You know why, Brodie, that's that's terrible right there, right out of the gate you named it. I'll tell you why it's terrible named right after the out of the gate, and that is because people don't want to give a funk about stuff that we're getting. There's nothing in it for them. So it's like I don't want to hear a podcast about things that they get to brag. So that was that was a terrible title. What Here's, What's He's? What's in it? The description what did your name? Scary? Says Brodie needs to step up and buy something. Brody is devastated by what is intern Let happen? A trip down memory lane with all of the thing things we said, f you two. That was when we read the Megalist I'll listen to put together of every think we've said fuck you two and then and then we read the Monopoly Game, which was hilarious. I'll tell you what. People also think it's a retrospective episode. It's not. But but by that description, wait a second, I lived the first episodes. What the hell do I want to hear? A recause? A lot of new stuff, skipping recap I'm skipping. Yeah, but it implies you don't know that if you don't listen, I don't know if it implies you can't skip an episode of this this radio gold I'm telling you podcast. I'm telling you that people read that description and they think, oh, I'm good. Well there's another so good was another possibility? What's that? So we know that our listeners listen to every episode multiple times is it possible. Episode one was not one of their favorites, and they only listen to it once. But even then, we know we have more than that many listeners. So you're looking into this too much. What's the title now? The title? Now, let me changed it. I changed a little bit. I changed it to Brooklyn Boys Monopoly and free ship for us terrible. I would go back in right now. This is an experiment, Yeah, name it something salacious boys Monopoly and your Mother's a whore? No dig like just like and penis Brooklyn Boys Monopoly, and and sex talk. But there's no sex talk. No, But that's that's the experiment. M How about do something with porn and F you and and F everybody and F everybody and everybody porn for your ears and F everybody. No, Brooklyn Boys Monopoly and F everybody about. No, that's not good enough, that's not sexy. You're not selling it, selling about just F everybody, sell it with I think that's the title, right, F everybody. Let's see if that works. Let's see what we'll see. Who listens? Okay, F everybody. The episode that's titled she Farted on her Husband's penis. They love that one. Okay, you know why because it says it in the title. Come going right to that. If I'm a new listener and I'm scrolling down the list of titles, I'm going to that onever hold on, hold on, let me see, hold on, let me past or past the match, episode past six, like far to my Husband's penis. Let me look at the listenership, Wow, eat, no scared. Look look at the number. So you don't think I'm shipping you. It's the same half as many. That's what happened to inside that podcast. You'll hear it the same half as many as episode hundred, So nine and a hundred sucking the big What was the release date? How about past the mashed potatoes? You're you're you're past the stuffing your friend? That's episode one oh seven. That's a catchy title. I want to hear what's going on in there. Just by the title. We've had this conversation before three times as many listens as the other two, of course, So can you please tell us what's wrong with hundred because ninety six was great. The woman who fought on her penis, on husband's penis, it's classic. Well, there are people hearing this one right now, and they're wondering what They probably haven't heard those two because of the little listenership. I don't know. Yeah, Brodie, I couldn't tell you. I'm looking at one twelve last week's episode. It's already got I'm good, I'm done. It's already got twice as many as episodes. I feel like we let our listeners down, all right. So forget about that driving tip. When you're driving a car right and you know that half a block from now you gotta make a left, Yeah, what do you do first? Would I do? Would you slow down? Or signal? Or signal and slow down? I signal? Personal? Right, I signal and then slowed down. That's correct, But everyone in my fucking neighborhood likes to slow down, and then right before they're gonna turn, they turned the signal. You're behind them, You're like, what the fund are you doing? And you blow the horn and they go, oh, link link. These are the same people that use the brake pedal with their left foot. They drive with two feet right right, right foot on the gas, left foot on the brake. Okay, you want to really kill people and get into an accident, do that. That's I don't understand. My Uber driver was doing that three weeks ago. I couldn't believe it. Brody, I'm like, is this guy for real? He's driving with two fucking feet. Don't do The only time you use your left foot is if your car is matt is standard transmission and you have to put it on the clutch. The left foot is for the clutch or for in an automatic car. It's to rest. You do not drive with your left foot on the brake and the the right foot on the game. By the way, if you see that punch, say something, the punch them and then tell us unless they're driving your car or tweeted it at us. She gets a video of that ship, I'm gonna I'm gonna blow the lid off. That's not a video game. One foot. Tell me what you think of this movie review? Is this guy? I talked about this like, I don't know for the reason why, the reason why God forbid I don't say the reason is because it's redundant. I'm here for you. The reason is that I just want to find it. The reason is that if you get into God forbid you to stop short. The tendency is to have both feet and hit those two pedals and and yes, you're gonna put your foot on the accelerator and you're gonna ram into something. Okay, that's why you don't drive with that. Al Right. So I'm on fan dango looking for a movie to see last weekend, holiday weekend. I've seen everything good. I'm like, I may go see this movie. I'm not gonna say what it is because I don't want to ruin it. So I go. I look on fan dango, and I see the critics love it, love tomatoes, rotten tomatoes. Yeah, that's that's that's huge. The audience love it. That's bad. That means it's artsy FARTZI and I know what film it is, my second really right, Okay, So that means it's critically fu fu but not fun for like the average I understand why. I know why that the So it's the inverse of those movies that are like stupid but everybody loves them and they go like critics hated it, but you go and it's like, this is a great movie. I don't know why you don't want to give it give it away. But the reason, because I'm gonna tell you why don't want to give away the movie. Listen to the review. Listen to this motherfucker review of the movie. Ready, I'd say, it's hard to imagine a more uncomfortable way of spending over two hours in the cinema. And it advised you to avoid it shock ending, and all, fuck you. I don't want to know there's a shock ending plot twist at the end, So the whole movie I'm gonna be sitting I told you it is a plan of the apes, And I yelled at the movie reviewer. You never say there's a shock ending, surprise ending, a twist you won't see coming. Don't do it because you know you'll see it coming the whole movie, Like, what's the shock ending? You're like, Oh, that's not really shock ending. Are you sitting there for the two hours wondering? What is he a woman? Is he? Is he a bad guy? Was he the murderer? What's the shock ending? Was he dead? The whole time? Right? Right? Imagine seeing six cents knowing there's a surprise end the whole movie, You're going, what's the spice thing? What's the spice fu? I tweeted him, I said, you fuck you ruin the movie? He wrote me back something like some bullshit and I'm like you, fuck you, fuck you, you you fuck you? What do you say back? Hold on? His name is Matthew Bond. He's from England, Bond, Matthew Bond. Guess what's coming to him now? Matthew Bond. And you can't says fuck you Matthew Bond. He works for the Man, the Male, the mail, the mail on Sunday at U k u K. He's halfway to funk there were uk. What's his Twitter? Let's get at him now. I already tweeted him. Whatever the fun Let the slices go after him. No, they will do that for us. No fun him. Um fuck. If you don't do that in a review, you don't bullshit. Um okay, but here's why. Let me just dissect this and I'm not gonna We're not gonna say the name of the film. Now. You know why we can't say it because Brody just told me what movie has. But the reason and by if you know what it is, I don't need you to tweet me. The easier you knowing that it's because because of the following that the actor has expects to complete opposite in a performance from that actor. Stop that's that's all. I'm gonna stop. You're the guy, You're that guy, so you know. But the point is, no, No, I'm telling you why it's you're giving away the movie. I'm telling you why the reviewers loved it and the audience hated it. No, I'll tell you what. You don't have to say that that's on this movie because it was a dramatic movie a lot of times movies a lot of times movies for for critics, real critics. The cinematography is great, the lighting was awesome on and take Jim Carrey in the in the Truman Show, you just stop it. I'm just gonna say, Jim Carrey, people know Ace Ventura, all the funny characters he's ever done on the funny stop take your take your anger out of scary. I'm not giving sh it away. I'm just saying, when just what you're doing, that's what you're doing. I'm not gonna what kind of food I had, just and spaghetti. He was like that that he doesn't left turn and does Truman stop my best critically acclaimed hold on and the audience fucking hated it. All right, we're not going to give film. No one can figure it out now. No, they can't know. Please tweet at scary not a cartoon. You're the worst. You can't keep a secret. There's no secret here. Yeah, that's clearly right. And that film has been out for a while, so people shouldn't now be upset. Please, I have a rant in a confession, which is what should I do? Oh? I would love to hear a brody confession. How don't I get some confessional music? No, because I don't. That's not me. No, I don't. I don't know. It's a confession. I don't know. I feel weird about it. Oh, I said you the rent, But when you tease me with a confession, all right, I like to hear the softer side of se Alright. I'm not gonna say what the specific thing was. I'm just gonna tell you it was. It was a while ago. Everyone here was talking about gifts and getting things whatever and how I can sell everything, no problem, all right. Somebody who works in this building, not on our show, works in in in this building. Actually they they don't work in this building anymore, right, for about six months, don't work in this building anymore. But I was. But they're in radio and they get free ship like we do. And so we were talking by the soda machines one day and they were holding up a box of something. It's like a clothing box. I said, what's that. Ah, some somebody sent this to me right, very pensive article of clothing. But it was made of leather. And this person says, I won't wear leather. I'm not wearing it. I'm never gonna wear it. It's terrible. I'm not I'm I love animals, I'm not wearing it. I said, why don't you take it back to the store. I don't know what store came from. I'm not wearing it. I said, then donate it. Nope, I'm not donating it because I don't wan anybody else to wear it. So I said, well then just give it to somebody. No, no one should wear this. I'm not promoting people wearing leather. So I said, all right, and that they threw it in the garbage right in front of me, throw it in the garbage, and said, just leave it, just throw it up. How much is it worth? Well, at that point I didn't know, but it looked it looked expensive. So we walk away, and like an hour later, I'm like fuck. So I went back to the said garbage pail and I took the box out of the garbage. I gave it once over. I googled it and it was on It was for sale at the department store. How much was it worth? Well, you never know what the going rate is because it could have been on sale or whatever. So I'm like, well, fuck it. I'm not gonna wear it, but it shouldn't go to waste. Sell it on eBay? Well no, I brought it back to the store. Oh and I got full credit. How much that's great, Brodie. I didn't owe that person the money because they threw it out. Well, hold on a second, I got credit though what you witnessed them throwing it out? But what happened? How did it culminate? They said, I won't well other leather, I won't wear leather. I love animals. Yeah, but where did they get the gift from? Was it a gift? What was it? Yeah, it was you gotta give me a little bit more content. Maybe it was either a client or a gift from So it doesn't matter if someone gave it to them. Someone gave so they got free ship. They got free ship. And they were like I said to them, I gave me the opportunity. I said, why don't you take it back to the store, sell it on eBay? Right, They're like, no, I don't want to profit off this. I feel terrible even having it. No, I'm like, but that's really expensive, dude. One man's garbages is another man's goal. I can sleep tonight absolutely. Now, would you have gone back? Would you have gone and taken it? Okay? If I thought there was some worth in that pale but not like something worth a lot of worth? Yeah, of course, I'm like funk that I would absolutely rescued the item. I might have done it in front of them. No, No, because they made a specific point of saying they didn't want so they were really then I felt that was worse. They were standing on princip and I felt, but I felt there was worse. The animal was skin for it already, right, throw it out now the animals die for nothing, Well, they don't die. You don't die with from leather, right that those are fur coats. I'm sorry you think that they can remove the skin from an animal and it doesn't die. When animals die, then they use, but they use the entire animal for other things, right, but with a with a hold on, but with first first, I don't know where are you leather? No, but animals go ahead, I'm gonna do you mean to tell you through You don't even need to tell me that animals that pass that's when they use the leather. That you think they'd kill animals specifically for leather and leather alone. And they don't. You repurpose anything you said you you said that they don't. They don't. They kill them for the fur. But you you under impression they don't die in the fur trade. That's despicable, beyond despicable. Well, because people don't eat raccoons whatever, the seals, you don't eat seal nessar. People don't think that an animal dies for leather. It I thought that either animal just dies and leather or they use the animal for other things as well. The full animal goes to use is my guest Again, I'm not making stand someone we know, friend of ours, You and I both know their daughter won't sit on a leather couch. Everyone has a different level. I'm not judging. I mean, I'm judging what. You can't see my face right now because you're listening to a podcast. But everyone has a different level. This person's level was I don't would never wear leather in this particular type of article of clothing. And I saw I was like, oh, well, all right, I'm not gonna wear it either, but I'm taking the three hundred bucks. That's fair. I don't disagree with you there. But but if I but if I brought it to the other straight morning show, at least three people would ripped me for it. And then they demand that you give them the money. I don't donate them. I'm not, by the way, not donating the money. I don't make a lot of money. I didn't give it to a police. I don't. Don't tweet me about THETA that will be great. Yeah, okay, I'm not gonna do that. But Brody know what, No, you know what, fair and square man yours. I would have done the same thing. But I gave every opportunity. Did I suggested everything. They got it a freak down. If they would have here's the scenario, and this is the game change they wouldn't have paid for. If they if they let's say they bought something whatever it was, and they didn't like it, and they just throw it in the trash as opposed to that's still on, that's not that's not my problem. Yeah, but that's when I would start to feel like maybe maybe what dah, you're right, fuck them if they're gonna be that callous and and that, like, I don't you know they would give a about Now. Look, if that person wanted to donate it, they could have donated it. They didn't want it, didn't want anybody where. I can't imagine anybody wearing leather. Okay, if they're going to be that dismissive, So somebody may have gone to that department store now owns that beautiful whatever. But I got to or whatever. It was good for you, good for me, good damn right good for me. But I felt like to get it off my chest. I felt bad about Okay, I need a lot. I want a lobby. By the way, since it is, uh, we're two weeks away from the super Bowl week and a half, right, um we This super Bowl Monday has become a thing over the years. I'm not people brody people. People show that or or statistics show that that is the one day of the year that most people are either late or call out sick. It's it's just a dead day that the game doesn't end till ten o'clock on a Sunday night. People have to work Monday morning. I don't know. Super Bowl Monday should be a holiday in America, and I honestly feel this way. And I don't know why we can't have off here at the morning show. I've been trying to press Elvis on this. The problem is Elvis is not a sports fan or he doesn't he this isn't his world. But for the problem, it's not enough for people's world. As much as people who love football and other people who like go to the they'll watch the Bowl, it's still not everybody. It is, Yeah, but for me, man, companies don't. Companies want to earn money. They don't want to shut down because the NFL has a game on. I know. But the thing is, if all of America is participating in this act activity at once in some formage, give them one percentage of people who watch a football game, right, which is until tentacle maybe ten o'clock right, What percentage of those people they go to the bar they had to eleven or whatever. What percentage of all the people in America who watched the Super Bowl Marka get so drunk they need to day off the next day. It's not about being drunk, it's about being tired. And you're worthless at that point. You're you're groggy, you're lethargic, you come into work, you drag your ass, you're not you're not motivated, you're not incentivised, and you're not productive. So then why bother. It's a dead day. It's it's pretty much give make it a holiday. No, I'm not saying no. I love listen, I love the super Bowl, but I also can control myself. I go to I stepped to eleven o'clock. I'll watch whatever TV show they put on afterwards. Maybe who you got? You got the Chief? Chiefs? Chiefs? The Chiefs are giving um, Actually the Chiefs are giving San Francisco a point and a half. Some means they gotta win by two in order to cover the spread. So I'm gonna make my pick live on the air right now. This is I mean, I'm not live, nor we on the air live on this podcast. We're not live. Well we're live right now speaking into these microphones, but by the time you're hearing this, we're recorded. Just say you pick. I'm part of a part of a pool, a big pool, and the whole season hedges on this last bet because it's worth more points obvious. Now, if I shot, I might tie the third in a tremendous pool. Now, if you win, you're gonna fly to Miami. Put on your strip club hat. I gotta make one. Pick one fandels hatels. By the way, the over under is fifty four and a half points, which is high, but scores a lot. Yeah, but Sandy, but no, no, no, no, no Francisco has a great defense and a shitty offense. Okay, so they passing question um like the four the well, the four choices are the over over fifty four and a half under fifty four and a half San Francisco getting plus one five Here, No, I think a lot of people are gonna help a lot of people. Six months from now, we're gonna be like, why is episode one thirteen so low at the end. No, because but it's gonna help people in the present. And I have the gamblers. I talk to them. No, no, no, no, people are in little little pools. Yeah, the baby pools. Kansas City minus one point five. What do you take? What's the best bet on here run that by them again. That's bore people again. Over fifty four and a half, under fifty four and a half, San Francisco pulled or k C minus one point five. It's gonna go against lower. I was still doing the math on the first one, but I'm not I'm not sold on the first one. What's second one? It's over either you're over fifty four and a half. Yeah, I'm not sure about that one. Over onto, I understand over onder, go ahead or San Francisco. San Francisco has to can win by or lose, lose by as much as two points. No, I think I think Kansas City covers. I think they win. So okay, So so that's your pick, Kansas City. That's one point five. They have to win by two points. In order to get this. They gotta stop. They gotta stop most dire it after the week he had last week, rahim you go by the way, it was a jet for a little while. Okay, So Kansas City it's my pick, alright, submit, that's my bet right there? All right, that was a little self serving, and that's the end. Boring. Just like the birthdays, and just like Jerry from Upstate said, birthdays of boring. He doesn't give a shit. Fuck you Brodie happy birthday to me, But we just wished him a happy birthday. See. Going back to that text, I realized why he texted in, because you mean that would get on the podcast. I want to read one sign that someone took a picture of real quick. This was from Yoel Brule, who sends us a lot of stuff. The sign on the door says, all girls with long hair must be tied up. Thank you, And that's somebody named Debbie wrote that note again all girls with long head. Hey, hey, one more thing that was your you said. I have one sign to read, one more thing to read, one more thing to reading, one more thing to read. Go from you. I feel like you're out rushing me. Hold on, we did that. When we did that, I want to do the uh hold on, hold on no, I'll get the free dessert story later. Oh uh making some dough at making some dough. I am a ups driver and while listening to the podcast, l m a oh. We deal with the ship box daily, delivering them not bad that that uh not bad. Delivering them when we have to pick them up. That's worse because we know it's in the box. That was because last week we're talking about ship in a box, right, But but you put your ship in a box, you mail it out in a box, which I was gonna write for this week, but I got, I got, didn't do it. I should have. So I just want to say a shout out to making some dough. He delivers the ship in the box when you see the commercials a little cartoon box. Also shout out to the guy whoever's running the Daily Brooklyn Boys Quotes at Daily b B Quotes, I think it is at Daily BB Quotes BB. So I don't remember half this ship, but apparently an episode sixty three I said that you. I was talking about your couch. I said, the couch is brown. The carpet's light blue and brown, it's all coordinated. And you said it's espresso, and I apparently I said, oh, shut the funk up, it's brown. You're from Brooklyn. It's fucking brown. True story, right, But he thinks I said it's fucked up brown. But I said it's fucking brown brown, right, Because yes, remember referred to the title of this podcast, cash Shoes. It's you're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. You're just trying to clump everything together, aren't you. Yes, yes, yes I know because we're from Brooklyn Boys bron Boys,